Hey twitter. Let& #39;s talk Halloween movies...

Of course there are limitless options this holiday season, but I& #39;m gonna throw out a silly recommendation that you might not know: Jack Bender& #39;s THE MIDNIGHT HOUR, an @ABC made-for-television film from 1985.

Hear me out here. <1/12>
THE MIDNIGHT HOUR debuted on November 1st. Yep, the day AFTER Halloween (check out the ad& #39;s tagline), in 1985.

I was six years old, and out-of-my-mind excited to watch it. ABC had been running trailers for all of October, and newspaper ads were hyping it like mad. <2/12>
It starred Shari (daughter of Harry) Bellafonte, Lee Montgomery (the star of 1972& #39;s BEN), a young LeVar Burton, a pre-21 Jump Street Peter DeLuise, and Dedee (sister of Michelle) Pfeiffer - with cameos from Dick Van Patten, Kevin McCarthy, Kurtwood Smith, and Wolfman Jack. <3/12>
. @jackbenderart, the actor-turned-filmmaker behind it, would go on to direct CHILD& #39;S PLAY 3 (1991), over thirty episodes of Lost, and "The Door", that amazing episode of Game of Thrones where we learn why Hodor is Hodor. <4/12>
The film& #39;s soundtrack was packed with Wilson Pickett, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Three Dog Night, and The Smiths& #39; then-brand-new single "How Soon Is Now", playing while red wine orgasmically spurts from bottles during an otherwise-bloodless vampire attack. <5/12>
The plot has a group of teens in Pitchfork, er... Pitchford Cove, who, desperate to nab Halloween costumes, "borrow" some outfits from their local witchcraft museum, awakening the spirit of Lucinda, a vengeful vampire/witch their town put to death 300 years earlier. <6/12>
But with Lucinda, they accidentally wake all of the town& #39;s dead, including vampires, zombies (including a standout played by little person Joe Gieb), a sweet poodle skirt-wearing girl from the 50s, and a couple werewolves for good measure. Family-friendly chaos ensues. <7/12>
And even though this was an all-ages TV movie airing on network TV, it got mean. People are killed.

Like, a lot of people.

Tonally, it doesn& #39;t make much sense (especially since the rest of the film plays out like a bowl of candy corn) but six-year-old me was transfixed. <8/12>
Don& #39;t get me wrong. It also features a three-minute musical number called "Get Dead". https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧟‍♂️" title="Männlicher Zombie" aria-label="Emoji: Männlicher Zombie">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎶" title="Mehrere Musiknoten" aria-label="Emoji: Mehrere Musiknoten">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧛‍♀️" title="Weiblicher Vampir" aria-label="Emoji: Weiblicher Vampir"> <9/12>
Truth be told, THE MIDNIGHT HOUR isn& #39;t great. Hell, it might not even be good. But it meant a lot to me when I was a kid, and I still watch it every Halloween season. Looking for a goofy 80s movie you may not have seen? Add it to your list. <10/12>
It occupies that same precious space as countless other innocent Halloween family films, all while embracing its lazy backlot locations, cardboard sets, fog machines, and questionable make-up.

It& #39;s charming, sweet, and over before you know it. Just like Halloween. <11/12>
And, if you& #39;re so inclined, the whole damn film is on YouTube.

Happy holidays, all. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎃" title="Halloweenkürbis" aria-label="Emoji: Halloweenkürbis">

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