SHORT THREAD:

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For ease of use, each tier has been named after an esteemed member of the SNP.

TIER 1: This is the Joanne Cherry Tier.

Members of the public to remain indoors at all times whilst Ms Cherry & Jolyon litigate in the Courts of Session, petitioning SARS-CoV-2 on the grounds of unlawful discrimination because & #39;it doesn& #39;t care about Scotland& #39;. Interdict sought.

TIER 2: This is the Mhairi Black Tier.

Mandatory participation in the Scottish Government& #39;s & #39;Crack Covid& #39; initiative which entails enrollment in various experimental pharmaceutical trials.

TIER 3: This is the Ian Blackford Tier.

With the exception of essential travel for SNP members, travel in & out of Scotland is prohibited. Scotland& #39;s leading epidemiologist confirms the main drivers of infection are the English & Welsh. Reasons to follow...

TIER 4: This is the Nicola Sturgeon Tier.

& #39;Mad wae it& #39; is prohibited until further notice.

TIER 5: This is the Margaret Ferrier Tier.

The herd immunity approach.

& #39;Awa& #39; an bile yer heid& #39; is a lawful defence to any person or persons reprimanded for breach of Coronavirus rules.