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SCOTLAND'S 5 TIER COVID RESTRICTIONS
For ease of use, each tier has been named after an esteemed member of the SNP.
SCOTLAND'S 5 TIER COVID RESTRICTIONS For ease of use, each tier has been named after an esteemed member of the SNP.
TIER 1: This is the Joanne Cherry Tier.
Members of the public to remain indoors at all times whilst Ms Cherry & Jolyon litigate in the Courts of Session, petitioning SARS-CoV-2 on the grounds of unlawful discrimination because 'it doesn't care about Scotland'. Interdict sought.
Members of the public to remain indoors at all times whilst Ms Cherry & Jolyon litigate in the Courts of Session, petitioning SARS-CoV-2 on the grounds of unlawful discrimination because 'it doesn't care about Scotland'. Interdict sought.
TIER 2: This is the Mhairi Black Tier.
Mandatory participation in the Scottish Government's 'Crack Covid' initiative which entails enrollment in various experimental pharmaceutical trials.
Mandatory participation in the Scottish Government's 'Crack Covid' initiative which entails enrollment in various experimental pharmaceutical trials.
TIER 3: This is the Ian Blackford Tier.
With the exception of essential travel for SNP members, travel in & out of Scotland is prohibited. Scotland's leading epidemiologist confirms the main drivers of infection are the English & Welsh. Reasons to follow...
With the exception of essential travel for SNP members, travel in & out of Scotland is prohibited. Scotland's leading epidemiologist confirms the main drivers of infection are the English & Welsh. Reasons to follow...
TIER 4: This is the Nicola Sturgeon Tier.
'Mad wae it' is prohibited until further notice.
'Mad wae it' is prohibited until further notice.
TIER 5: This is the Margaret Ferrier Tier.
The herd immunity approach.
'Awa' an bile yer heid' is a lawful defence to any person or persons reprimanded for breach of Coronavirus rules.
The herd immunity approach.
'Awa' an bile yer heid' is a lawful defence to any person or persons reprimanded for breach of Coronavirus rules.
