THE GUARDIAN (UK): "In the film, [Rudy Giuliani], the former New York mayor and current personal attorney to Donald Trump is seen reaching into his trousers and apparently touching his genitals while reclining on a bed in the presence of...[an actress] posing as a TV journalist."
THE GUARDIAN (UK): "In the film...the Kazakh government...presents a bribe to an ally of Donald Trump in order to ingratiate [itself] with the administration...[the lead character's] supposedly underage offspring becomes the...present [for Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani]."

*Wow*.
MORE: "Even before he reaches into his trousers, Giuliani does not appear to acquit himself especially impressively during the encounter [with the 'underage daughter']. Flattered and flirtatious, he drinks scotch, coughs, fails to socially distance and...[agrees] to eat a bat..."
PHOTO: Maria Bakalova is the 24 year-old posing as a 15 year-old in the scene in which Giuliani touches himself on a bed while watching her (and being secretly recorded in *exactly* the fashion Russian intelligence would, and, we must now think, definitely *has* and many times).
MORE: I wonder what QAnon conspiracy theorists—who are passionately "anti-pedophilia," according to Donald Trump—will now have to say about Donald Trump's lawyer *on video* preparing to sleep with someone he apparently thought was a 15 year-old girl from a former Soviet republic.
MORE: Doesn't this raise the question—in view of Trump's longtime friendship with Jeffrey Epstein and his own possible run-in with hidden cameras—of whether or not Donald Trump is aware that his longtime friend and lawyer Rudy Giuliani has this apparent predilection for children?
MORE: When Trump sent Giuliani to negotiate with Kremlin agents over a course of several years during his presidency, did he know that Giuliani was susceptible to being compromised—or had possibly already been compromised—or did he do any due diligence on the question whatsoever?
PHOTO 2: A clearer shot. Please remember that Rudy Giuliani was not only working as Trump's intermediary with the Kremlin when this shot was taken, but also knew himself to be under federal criminal investigation. Had Trump already promised him a pardon? Who'd bet *against* that?
PHOTO 3: Trump voters have demanded—for years—*photographic evidence* of Trump or his agents being willing to engage in collusive activities. This is a picture of Trump's *top agent* with a girl he thinks is underage who wants to offer him a *bribe from a former Soviet republic*:
MORE: It's literally *unthinkable* that this compromising sexual situation could be effortlessly orchestrated and videotaped by a comedian without having already happened *many* times at the direction of Putin's GRU, SVR or FSB intelligence services. Literally—it's *unthinkable*.
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