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EEE HEE HEE Hello lovelies! Today I will be taking charge of this account for #CalamityCookOff to bring you this Witch's special Forest Mushroom Pizza! Be kind, I am an old woman and new to this "posting" thing.
Now, you didn't think I just turned mushrooms into boring old things like magic powder, did you? Even I have to eat. So bring me the following items from the forest and I'll make you something good.
The dough is made of greens. That makes it look more foresty and also makes it more nutritious!
We add some fermented soy beans here (tempeh) for nutrition, grit, and protein. It helps build your sword muscles.
Grind it up and cook it!
Here's a picture before baking!
Now for the pizza itself! I hope you are ready for some MAGIC!
Now, I will warn you my lovelies, this process can be a little intense. Just find the magic within you and let it brew!
Garlic makes you stronger. A curious treasure hunter once told me that.
Mushrooms, a forest and health potion staple. We need to cook them before putting them on the pizza or they'll make the crust all soggy.
Seasoning with salt and pepper is what seperate us from the monsters.
Ah the cheeses! Protein and divine taste! The different techniques and aging in the cheeses we use meld the flavors of time together.
I think part of the fun in this recipe is the foaming surprise, but I will show you a finished slice at least.
Pizzas are a treat of courage and wisdom you might fail, but you can cook this pizza at any level. It may not be as perfect but if you enjoy it and it tamed the best of powerful hunger within you, that's all that matters.
Have heart and keep at it. Anytime you want another, just bring me the ingredients and lend me your ear. I'll make the magic of the forest for you.
Just to make this easier for #CalamityCookOff , here are all the parts together! Let me know if you'd like this old witch to send you the recipe in text lovelies!
