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Premier league managers as Dads, a thread....
Sean Dyche - Wears T-shirts saying, "date my daughter and die" has been known to give the advice, "Tell him I will tw*t his Dad" to his son, who is being bullied at school.
Dean Smith - Strong Fatherly presence. Likes to traditionally sit at the dining room table and talk about everyone& #39;s day. Pretty average Joe.
Scott Parker - Says things like "Pull my finger" a lot. Falls asleep after a Sunday afternoon session and with the help of their Mother, the kids draw dicks on his face.
Steve Bruce - Has 5 lads who have all been excluded from school for eating all the school& #39;s resources of chalk. No sense of discipline and claims infidelity as none of the children have his nose.
Pep Guardiola - Throws money at his kids to try and keep them quiet, has lots of kids he has thrown money at from different Mother& #39;s whom all come from money themselves.
Klopp - His kids think it& #39;s embarassing that he picks them up from school still and hugs them at bedtime, breakfast, school plays, in the shower, whilst they are asleep and in front of their friends.
Brendan Rodgers - A positive and encouraging Father. Quite often gives hope to his children of trips to Paris etc to only end up taking them to, Zorya.
Jose - Rarely around, but when he is he likes to cause friction and play siblings against one another. Drinks heavily and tells the weaker siblings that they are adopted.
Slaven Bilic - He is strong but firm and as a Father he has the demeanour of someone that if his daughter was ever abducted by Albanian traffickers then he may have a certain set of skills that will see her inevitably killed.
Roy Hodgson - Placid, kind and a good natured Father. His kids often tell him they haven& #39;t had their pocket money to only receive double due to him being senile af.
Mikel Arteta - New to fatherhood but likes to make think his children are greater than they actually are. Shares too many pics of them on FB. His children actually resent him and believe that their real father is called, Pep.
Carlo Ancelotti - Likes to laugh and joke with his kids, but also enjoys bringing the wrath of hell down on them too. His children all have regular therapy sessions.
Graham Potter - Fairly new Dad and trying his best, bless him. Changed lots of nappies but just can& #39;t get the hang of it, looks like he has a handle on it at times and then the baby pisses on his face.
Marco Bielsa - Sends his kids to violin lessons and piano lessons, because he is articulate and a maestro, but inevitably realises his kids are actually just quite remedial.
Lampard - Says things he thinks are cool and that he& #39;s down with the kids. Still answers the house phone by saying "wassssuuuuppp" and laughs at his own Dad Jokes. Encourages his eldest daughter to have sleep overs with her friends.
Ole - Kind and considerate. Radiates his warmth throughout the whole family. His kids think it& #39;s hilarious he still gets Id& #39;d for alcohol. Occasionally has a surprising temper.
Chris Wilder - Winging it a little as a Father. Nobody expected him to still be around, but he& #39;s trying his best despite a few cracks starting to appear.
Ralph Hassenhuttl - Happy go lucky Father type, pats them on the head a lot. Kids hate that he wears tracksuits to parents evening.
Nuno Espirito Santo - Strong and demanding father. Wants his kids to be educated as well as have a sporting interest. Makes the family holiday in Portugal every year.
David Moyes - Old school kind of Father and gets the best out of you, if the best is average. He can only support for you so long and then you really need to work it out for yourself.
