You haven’t lived until you’ve had a Bigfoot documentary on in the background and suddenly the subject of the doc is making noises that are ten times louder than every other noise in the doc so far. My heart is racing over dumb fake Bigfoot whooping sounds. RIP, me.

This is like the time I was a pre-teen watching History Channel at 3AM in the sticks and this Bigfoot doc had purported actual fact Bigfoot sounds recorded and it scared the shit out of me for weeks.

FYI for The Youths, this was back when trashy paranormal docs on History Channel was a big deal and not just standard operating procedure for them.