This is a streetlight outside a home.

This is where the government go looking for covid, because it’s more convenient in every sense.
This is a teacher on a phone, perhaps ringing her contacts to tell them to get tested.

Government don’t really want to know about her contacts. They’d rather call them “community”.
This is the minister for health, Stephen Donnelly.

He only found out yesterday that with about 7k cases a week, test and trace can’t handle about half that case load.

Yes, he’s still minister for health.
This is Norma Foley, minister for education.

This is her fist Dail - never been a minister before.

She is very confident about everything.

She says schools are safe because there is no evidence from tracing.

She was very confident about predicted grades. Still is.
This is Michael Martin.

He is Taoiseach.

People don’t report to him.

But he is Taoiseach. It says so on the door.
This is #LeoTheLeak

He though covid might go on till last summer.

He accuses NPHET of not thinking things through.
This is the government’s living with covid plan. It’s more silly than government, which is some trick.

It really only needs levels 2 and 5 because living with covid seems to mean do nothing until it’s too late.
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