There was a reference in the Steele Dossier to Trump having secret dealings with China including efforts to use bribes to facilitate deals.

Now, news has broken of Trump having a bank account in China.

1/ https://twitter.com/john_sipher/status/1318729724881997826
For perspective, Trump apparently has known bank accounts in only two other countries: UK and Ireland.

It isn’t like the guy has foreign accounts all over the place. He generally uses Western banks.

So, we have a Steele Dossier item alleging Trump paid bribes in China.

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I mean, if I had a history of foreign corrupt practices, I suppose I’d want the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act struck down too.

And if I had illegally bribed Chinese officials, I’d probably be pretty susceptible to blackmail by those and other officials.

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The very last thing I would want is for people to find out about my secret, illegal efforts to build business in China.

So, I’d probably over-correct and try to sound like I was bashing China and was very tough on them.

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And I’d probably throw out projections bigger than an IMAX and call my opponent soft on China and say his son had dirty dealings there.

And then, if I was a wholly dysfunctional narcissist like Trump, when news broke about my secret account and people connected the dots...

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...back to the Steele Dossier, I would:

- Call it all hoax
- Admit to the secret account but call it normal business stuff
- Insist my businesses never bribed anyone
- Angrily insist bribery is actually good and fair and right
- Claim people against bribery are the bad guys

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Let’s see how many we check off within the next 24 hours.

Poor Donnie. There’s a new dent in his facade - or new major threat to it - every new day.

Humpty Trumpty never shoulda been so pro-wall.

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Separately, we should now pound the hell out of vulnerable Republicans who have been strongly anti-China in an effort to praise Trump.

Get them on record:

Do they approve of a President having secret financial affairs with the country they called a threat?

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Ask Lindsey. Ask Nunes. Ask Ernst. Ask Collins. Ask McSally. Ask Kevin McCarthy.

And most of all, ask Tucker Carlson.

He is an insufferable white supremacist fuckwit but I bet anyone a beer, he’ll rail on this. He has weird triggers. This is one.

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