After I check my email, I sometimes see what question Microsoft asks people to gather information on their browsers and tailor their ads, news, etc. Is it just me, or does the "I don't remember" option seem ridiculous? Wow! I have an @AndrewYang sign!? Don't remember buying that!

That would be like getting a "no" after asking my neighbor who has flown a Trump flag in his front yard since 2016 if he puts up a sign endorsing any candidate.
"You mean that flag's been there the whole time? I never noticed. Wonder who put that up there. I voted for Bernie."

This is a real insult to everyone's sense of autonomy. Of course, you would remember if you wore a t-shirt that says "Hillary for Prison" or "Tuck Frump". It's like I remember writing this parody back in 2016.

Then I posted a sequel to that parody using the exact same @nineinchnails song last night voicing my disapproval of @realDonaldTrump's re-election. Thanks to @Microsoft for the indirect opportunity to do a snarky, shameless plug on my parodies. End thread.