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The best middle names in the Barclays Premier League- a thread.

After yesterday& #39;s Pulisic revelations I thought it was only right I found the best middle names in the Premier League. After a lot of extensive research (the first result I found on google) this is what I came up with

You may be asking why a page called & #39;Out of Context Football Manager& #39; is writing about this? Because I can.

So, in no particular order:

10) Christian & #39;Mate& #39; Pulisic

Mate.

9) Kurt & #39;Happy& #39; Zouma

Did Pharell Williams name that incredibly irritating song after Kurt Zouma? Its hard to say at this point.

8) Gylfi & #39;Thor& #39; Sigurdsson

Honestly, the resemblance is uncanny.

7) Bobby & #39;Armani& #39; Decordova-Reid

Not sure how he hasn& #39;t had a brand deal with them tbh. Potentially because he& #39;s most recently played for Cardiff and Fulham, who knows.

6) Jack & #39;Porteous& #39; Cork

If you play for Burnley you should be legally required to have a middle name like Colin or John.

5) Kevin Abraham.

Not technically a middle name I know. But his name is Kevin

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4) Phil & #39;Nikodem& #39; Jagielka

I know its because he has Polish roots, but the fact there& #39;s a guy called Phil from Sheffield with this middle name is quite impressive.

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