The best middle names in the Barclays Premier League- a thread.

After yesterday's Pulisic revelations I thought it was only right I found the best middle names in the Premier League. After a lot of extensive research (the first result I found on google) this is what I came up with

You may be asking why a page called 'Out of Context Football Manager' is writing about this? Because I can.

So, in no particular order:

10) Christian 'Mate' Pulisic

Mate.

9) Kurt 'Happy' Zouma

Did Pharell Williams name that incredibly irritating song after Kurt Zouma? Its hard to say at this point.

8) Gylfi 'Thor' Sigurdsson

Honestly, the resemblance is uncanny.

7) Bobby 'Armani' Decordova-Reid

Not sure how he hasn't had a brand deal with them tbh. Potentially because he's most recently played for Cardiff and Fulham, who knows.

6) Jack 'Porteous' Cork

If you play for Burnley you should be legally required to have a middle name like Colin or John.

5) Kevin Abraham.

Not technically a middle name I know. But his name is Kevin

4) Phil 'Nikodem' Jagielka

I know its because he has Polish roots, but the fact there's a guy called Phil from Sheffield with this middle name is quite impressive.