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Let’s Talk About The Hoe Friend: A THREAD
1) For those of you ladies and gentlemen tuning in right now...there’s a big difference between a hoe phase and a hoe friend. In life everybody goes through a hoe phase, whether they want to or not. It could be in high school to free yourself from strict parents
2) it could be when you’re 18 and fresh meat on a college campus. It might be when you’re 55 and freshly divorced or you could even be 75 with a restored lobido in a nursing home wanting to feel young again. Regardless, of your situation having more than 1 sex partner is
3) going to make you feel liberated or interest you at some point. That feeling or urge to experience others sexually isn’t wrong or bad it’s actually quite normal..more normal than you think (the super religious folks gone say otherwise though but keep reading)
4) Although, in the patriarchal society that we live in having a hoe phase is frowned upon, I would like to take the time to highlight that being a hoe only becomes wrong when you start to violate your own moral code. Which is why it is imperative to evaluate what type of hoe
5) friends you have in life. Since everyone goes through a hoe phase which we’ve already established in the previous tweets having a hoe friend is inevitable 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏾♀️" title="Achselzuckende Frau (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (durchschnittlich dunkler Hautton)"> but there is a big difference in having a hoe friend and a hoe ass friend.
6) You see the hoe friend is tolerable. She may be a natural flirt. People may flock to her & she might even be overly friendly but her loyalty when it comes to whatever sex she prefers would never betray or cross the people that are in her corner. She’s open and honest
7) about her sexual encounters so that y’all as friends don’t knowingly have sex with the same people. Overall, she’s a good friend with good intentions...she just likes to have sex a lot. Which is fine..no judgement or harm done.
8) BUT ALOT OF YALL https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🗣" title="Silhouette eines sprechenden Kopfes" aria-label="Emoji: Silhouette eines sprechenden Kopfes"> and I do mean a lot get the hoe friend and the hoe ass friend confused so this thread is for enlightenment & clarification. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts">
9) The main difference between the hoe friend and the hoe ass friend is intent. The hoe friend lives her life freely with no intentions of hurting those close to her or him (I’m using her cause that’s my preferred pronoun) The hoe ass friend on the other hand doesn’t give
10) a damn who she hurts as long as whatever she does makes her feel good in the moment. The next difference is confidence. You see the hoe friend actually is confident she pursues who she wants not whomever is available. While the hoe ass friend tries to exude confidence
11) she often fails and her insecurities come off loud. She always has to be the center of attention...if you aren’t talking about her then she doesn’t want to talk, Her personality changes when she gets around her preferred sex, & she tries to make jokes or cap on
12) things she “thinks” you’re insecure about unprovoked. True confidence is silent and hers isn’t silent at all. The next difference is boundaries..the hoe friend always sets her boundaries and keeps them up..she also respects others boundaries. While the hoe ass friend
13) doesn’t even know wtf a boundary is..whether it’s hers, yours, or someone else’s she crosses em. The hoe ass friend also is good at portraying innocence. Innocence is how she lures people in. She usually is very sweet at first but the longer you know her the more grimey she
14) gets. Jealousy also separates the hoe friend from the hoe ass friend. The hoe ass friend thinks EVERYBODY is envious of her (it boosts her ego to think that) she wants credit for every hairstyle, every outfit, & every pair of shoes she wore first, meanwhile
15) she’s subliminally coping you. The hoe ass friend also tends to be a cockblocker and a dick rider simultaneously. If she sees men or women pursing you especially if they’re attractive she ALWAYS inserts herself into the conversation to stir it away from you (cockblocking 101)
16) if you confront her about it she’ll say oh well I didn’t think they were your type or I heard this about them when really she just wants them for herself. She might also conveniently become friends or cool with the people that you’re no longer sexual partners with
17) you’ll see her be more friendly to them than she ever was but she’ll lie about private conversations with them cause she knows that she’s moving shady. You might even catch them alone and she’ll say oh that’s just my friend or we got super close in class knowing full well
18) she slid into their DMs. She’ll even go as far as asking you frequent questions about them randomly i. e. are y’all done?..did you have feelings?...would you have sex with them again?...just to feel you out before she makes her move.
19) the hoe ass friend might even feed you rumors about who your former fling is having sex with currently to try and get a reaction out of you (dickriding 101)
20) Idk who needed to see this but I know this thread has reminded you of a hoe ass person in your life & yes this is your sign. CUT THAT HOE OFF BEFORE SHE F*CKS YOUR HUSBAND. THE END https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😇" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Heiligenschein" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Heiligenschein">
