were continuing the thread over here lets go https://twitter.com/ebisueika/status/1274801780858241024?s=19

YEAH NO SHIT LOL

THATS
THATS HIS TEACHER

DUDE THATS LITERALLY YOUR HISTORY TEACHER. YOU SEE HIM EVERY DAY

OH COME ON

YALL ARENT RECOGNIZING HIM EITHER??

at least its the correct response to this

DAMN LOL SOMEONE @ SCRUB QUOTES

god.

DUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YOU THREE
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

NINJA MASTER "M"... FOR MARK... HE HAS THE SAME VOICE AND GOATEE.... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

im opening obs to record this scene idgaf its too much

youre psychotic

vanguard not only portrays the card game scene in a much more grounded and realistic way but also made the mc the kind of little socially anxious insect that gets into scuffles like this

WHY ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT HIM?? WHY ARE YOU SO WORRIED ABOUT HIM???? IS HE YOUR GIRLFRIEND? AICHI HES ONLY YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN YOUR HEAD WAKE UP

aichi having to fight his white history teacher who is dressed up in ninja getup in front of his prodigy little sister instead of getting to fight kai like he wanted its a wonder he hasnt done anything insane in full view of the entire shop

KAI IS THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS

pleaseeeeeee pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee pleasepleasepleaseplease i want you people to stop saying this stuff to him one of these days hes gonna show up at kais house and do something silly

yup just kinning with my history teacher

ive crossed off so much shit from the bingo card

dude. just say ride. please. your students are watching

aichi has the most gayboy deck possible without it all just being girls
i just wanted to revisit that point

COUNT ON YOUR OWN YOU DISGRACE

photos taken before a disaster, probably

this response is so funny like Gancelot? like yeah what about it. your check failed

marks already whittled him down to three cards... looks like disaster IS happening

THE MIDDLE SCHOOLER YOU TEACH EVERY DAY HAVE SOME SHAME

gar moment incoming?

nvm i cant take him seriously whenever he puts down blaster blade its like yeah, ok, kinning

YES AGAIN... YOU HAVE NO ONE BUT YOURSELF TO BLAME FOR THIS ONE

this is one of those mahjong exercises like "what will you discard?" considering maron is on the field wouldnt it just, make sense to get rid of epyon and ride him up to gancelot?

EPONA SORRY

HE DROPPED HIS SECOND GANCELOT
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

are voidmaster and bahr even in the same clan as the others

DUDE YOURE LOSING PLEASE PAY ATTENTION

miya out here doing god's work

THIS IS OVERKILL

WHERE IS YOUR SHAME YOURE BULLYING A CHILD *DESPERATE*

5 DAMAGE HOW IS HE GONNA REVERSE THIS
WHERE IS THE HAX HEALING TRIGGER NOW

heal trigger next episode. i promise you.

episode 10

whyd it have to end on a cliffhanger....... i need to lay down i feel woozy

?

TALK ABOUT WRONG TIME TO COME OUT

HE BEATS YOUR ASS RED EVERY DAY

BOOM POW

your..?

I HATE HIS HAX ASS DECK

HE DOESNT NEED TO BE PLAYING CARD GAMES HE NEEDS THERAPY HOW DO I GET THIS THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS

awww

with some random cryptid and the two guys who were bullying him viciously up until now, sure

the nerve of this man

AICHI PLEASE JUST LET HIM GATHER HIS Ls AND LEAVE HE DOESNT NEED TO BE HANDED ANY MORE

stop... why does this future mental case have to be so cute and good

THE CLASSIC "SHOW ME YOUR CARDS" HAX

THIS STRAT IS PUBLIC HUMILIATION AND THEY KNOW IT

L TO THIS LADY

did anyone have any doubts

LEGEND. ACTUALLY HAS A FUTURE

YOU ARE BEING SO RUDE

theyre all good kids...

i know this cat is a "manager" but i think he controls the shop a little too much. something isnt right

kamui is in elementary school and i think this is probably normal. but when aichi does this its not, its just distressing

just smile and laugh yall...

AICHI......

CASUAL HOMOPHOBIA

LITERALLY NO ONE IS FIGHTING FOR AICHI'S RIGHT TO BE A MENTALLY ILL FUCKING FRUIT MORE THAN MIWA
WHAT A GUY

we have to manifest the power to prevent aichi vs kai at all costs. put your hands together people

aichi... please cope please cope please i believe in you

THIS IS KARMA FOR THE SANDWICH

YOU FUCKED UP KAMUI'S CHANCE NOW KAMUI GETS A SHOT AT FUCKING UP YOURS THIS IS TEXTBOOK KARMA

episode 11
i changed the free space to a miwa space. i thought it was necessary

i cant believe i didnt cross out the mental illness square but he was as normal as he could possibly muster...

arc recap right before aichi vs kamui... aichi is going to job isnt he

youre going to lose arent you

NOT TODAY?

btw i got a bingo within three minutes of starting

aichi and kamui sure are acting chummy... i guess they put aside their differences to fight for their imaginary wives...?

"vanguard is my girlfriend" movie lines famous

miwa...

kai be deciding "ok final turn" shut up rude ass

episode 12

i didnt have a lot to riff on despite having to mark off a lot of the bingo very quickly

"i have to win so i can fight kai" yeah yeah... we heard you already

BRO AICHI FUCKING JOBS DOESNT HE>??

cry

>kamui riding from invincible to invincible
oh no

WHENEVER HE SAYS SHIT LIKE THIS ITS ALWAYS A JINX

ELAINE HAX

its over.

I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS THEYRE LITERALLY IN A NO NAME SHOP TOURNAMENT

ITS OVER

i cant joke about this heartwarming stuff i think its genuinely good

cope

hes not even trying to cope

MILKY HOLMES EASTER EGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

people who are coping: not him

me

face of a psychopath

was there any other outcome?

if only you knew how bad things really were

TOURNAMENT ARC (REAL)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE EPISODE JUST ENDS LIKE THIS

good episode... it makes me so happy how the players are all so supportive each other they are all good kids

episode 13

aichis a good kid...

kamui and aichi unironically having a healthy sibling relationship is so insanely warm and good this has been my sincere and honest comment for this episode

is "she".... on the bingo card.

maybe they get along because they have the same delusions of grandeur

hes running wild

MILKY HOLMES AGAIN

this is not the image i had for this shop

oh no

AICHI PLEASE HELP A BRO OUT DONT JUST STAND THERE

SHES REALLY NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD

HELLO????????????????

IS THIS EPISODES ENTIRE PREMISE JUST?!?!?!?!?!?!!!

is this man about to commit a hate crime????????????????

ONE BREATH AWAY FROM CALLING HIM SLURS STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

this is the closest thing to legally committing a hate crime (if he wins)

i... what am i even supposed to say? what do i say to this.

this is so bizarre this is so so bizarre this is beyond any hyperbolic joke i usually make the writers have committed to driving me insane there is no other explanation WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

all this tells me is the writers just go yeah. aichi is a total fruit. to the point where if presented with the mere indication that he may be a total gayboy, someone will immediately jump to that conclusion and start acting downright insane
they knew what they were doing.

all the very bad cfv doujins, the really putrid ones i keep being told about, i understand now. i understand now more than ever why people are so dark sided about him. THIS ISNT RIGHT
IT DOESNT HELP THAT HES CRAZY HIMSELF

I WANT TO STOP THINKING

i want to see if they can get away with calling aichi a slur without actually calling him a slur

i cannot fucking believe theyre actually running with these premise. stop it. aichi is on his private posting about how hes gonna commit if he doesnt see kai within the next three days. hes not thinking about anyone else!

HIS REACTIONNNNNNNNNNNNN I CANT DO THIS I CANTTTT

I WISH I COUKD HAVE RECORDED THE NOISE I JUST FUCKING MADE DUDE WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT WHAT WHAT

IT WAS A REALLY SHOCKED LAUGH-WHEEZE I WAS JUST LIKE HAAAHH???!!? HAAA...AHA..HA.... IM STILL WHEEZING IN SHOCK

STOP IT STOPPPPPP

I HAD TO TAKE A BREAK I COULDNT STOP FUCKING WHEEZING

THEY COULDNT JUST MAKE HIM FIGHT FOR EMI? IT HAD TO BE LIKE THIS?

IM NOT EVEN OFFENDED I JUST THINK ITS BIZARRE.

(desperately trying to cope) i wish morgana was real

i want this guy to be humiliated so bad

^kinda vibes

homophobe owned with FACTS and LOGIC

HATE CRIME: SUCCESS

this entire episode was like walking through hellfire.

episode 14.

DOES EMI GET A DECK NOW?

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH

been so long since aichis been in uniform huh

my pc is working again. i had to force it to crash but
we move

if emi didnt seem genuinely interested herself i would have chalked this up to this dude being desperate to sell his booster packs again

stfu

theres just so much here

indoctrination

just smile and nod yall we are witnessing mental illness

can this just be aichi vs emi already. or will the diabetes be too much

its not cool unless kai does it...

WHY IS KAMUI REACHING AICHI LEVELS OF UNFORTUNATE THE SHOCK HES GOING TO RECEIVE TODAY

kamuis mental image of aichi is becoming so warped too... this fucking disorder... i-i'm

oh no im starting to make dp references my mental decay is at an all time high

this is......... this is card game ntr. im not mistaken am i? this is ntr dialogue.

THE WAY THIS SCENE IS FRAMED IS SO WEIRD

this is based

THIS IS SO FUNNYYYY

she likes cute cards but shes so much more GAR than aichi

milky holmes

episode 15

h

booster pack gacha

wish i lived in an AU where card games were the new hotness so people post lame and obvious reductive takes on twitter every week like "reminder its ok not to spend on your deck!!!!" or "card games are predatory and bad" so i can just post "but look at how happy aichi looks"

空気読め

AICHI WAS THE BACKUP? damn thats surprising
somethings gonna happen to misaki huh...

oh fucker shes not gonna make it is she

kai conveniently placed the safest distance away from aichi possible without having to compromise his pride and sitting next to the manager

the team name isnt shit

kai must be fucking seething that hes stuck on this team because he won a shop tournament he swears up and down that he did not enjoy

milky holmes

this would make tournaments so fun to watch and give it a really anime feel while not compromising vanguard being more grounded
but also make cards more expensive unless (this is talking not in the terms of the show but irl) they just print out QR codes on the cards..?

OH! its been a while!

my image of them is shattering.

the goons are here and in their uniforms still!?
also, why is kai always in his uniform anyway?? you think youre cool?? go to hell

gangs all here. except misaki
i have a bad feeling

not like this

are you guys here to commit a hate crime in broad daylight again?

they couldnt let me recover?
they had to make them show up again and this soon?

hate crime: success

that is such a perfect frame. just aichi and kai in frame yes they are "feebles"

please excuse my wife (totally my wife) he's not trained

that is. a name

aichi and kamui sibling dynamic is so strong and good. never expected to like kamui this much even

AICHI...

these guys are taking a beating from MORIKAWA

nvm

so you just realized

kamui... hes on the verge of an anxiety attack...

kamuis such a good kid

AR gimmick gloves, got it

IM NOT GOING TO LIE THIS GIMMICK IS JUST KINNING+++ SO ITS DISTRACTING

there are only so many decks out there aichi, you were gonna meet people using kai's strat eventually

M E N H E R A

sir, that's what i have been wondering for the past 16 episodes

possible captions:
"WHY ARE YOU USING MY WIFE'S DECK"
"THIS IS... THE SCENT OF ANOTHER MAN"

ok thank god i guess we arent stuck with just the kinning amplified if i have to look at wingal aichi any more i think ill go insane

NOT NEHALEM
NOW AICHIS REALLY GONNA HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN

aichi being the reserve player is making more sense that it already did before. his mental is so weak that just seeing someone with the same deck as his wife(question mark) is enough to throw him off

aichi, this is why you do your homework, please reflect on the mistakes you've made up to this point.

jesus christ aichi

new ed is cute

this situation here is dangerous though

episode 16

i wish they showed the players more........ hell even more shots of their hands or something https://twitter.com/aitainoend/status/1319719834419167232?s=19

aichis gonna get his ass kicked and sit down, take out his flip phone and start crytyping on twitter about how he shouldnt have entered thw tournament like the true soyboy menhera he is
i do not hate him for it. this is just how he is
its ok kamui and kai will carry

drinking game for this thread
take a shot every time i call aichi menhera
don't
you'll die

*hind does not condone gambling https://twitter.com/aitainoend/status/1319716792923815936?s=19

is misaki really gonna be MIA for most of the arc. this show hates her

anyway i love how downloaded this in the shittiest quality possible cause i could only find it properly on bakabt and didnt want to seed a big batch
the sound quality is especially awful but its FINE

the shows budget doesnt seem that high anyway so i think the 480p quality enhances the immersion

dont like his mug

he looks like hes about to cry

BULLSHIT

people who are getting cursed out on the vanguard online comm right now: him

what are you smiling at?

why does this guy look normal in the eyecatch

wow.. he actually came in clutch

this is the most excited aichi has ever been in his life

ok showoff

HES SO SMARMY WHAT DOES AICHI SEE IN HIM

bro.. nah

i like that he clearly had fun. is he gonna lie about enjoying it again? probably

TELL ME ABOUT IT!! WHAT A FUCKING LUCKSHITTER

my wife is coming this way

WHATS WITH THIS STRANGE SHIFT IN ATMOSPHERE

episode 17

hax but in return insanely easy to counter probably, like the setup for royal paladin decks seem REALLY easy? https://twitter.com/aitainoend/status/1318950382689832962?s=19

i wonder if aichi is ever gonna include a second clan in his deck?