This is... wow

"Good morning children. After yesterday's lesson on why you mustn't accept sweets from strangers, under government advice today we're going to balance that with Mr Mickey 'Smelly Fingers' Fisher who you'll recognise from his spot near the bushes behind the swings in the park..."

Blatantly obvious that what is happening here is that Badenoch is stating policy in response to entirely imagined, paranoid sub-Daily Mail paranoia that kids in school are all being taught that Newton's 3rd Law of Motion is a racist, imperialist, misogynistic tool of oppression.

And of course the impact of her words is to confirm in the minds of other thick, paranoid, sub-Daily Mail conspiracy theorists that schools are indeed teaching like that & so obviously it's an urgent problem that needs to be addressed. And on it goes.