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I’m tired, I have an exam in ~8 hours, and I have a lot of thoughts
I don’t trust people who claim to be “centrist”. People to say that are usually conservative and are too embarrassed to admit it
But like actual centrists suck too, you’re not cool for empathizing with fascists
Also don’t think I forgot about that fall break, I’ve had two TAs email me to check in bc they’re (rightfully) concerned for my mental health
The only thing worse than being on campus will be going home to my parents after the election, and I can’t tell which outcome of the election will make my home life more toxic
Like I like being here, but I don’t know how to tell my professors that Actually I Am Burnt Out At The Moment And When You Ask Me To Do An Assignment I Simply Cannot Work Up The Energy, and that just makes me feel guilty and stressed, which makes me feel more burnt out!!
I know this all seems concerning but I’m actually not doing terribly, I am just a typical college student during a pandemic: struggling to exist
Changing the subject, can we talk more about how good the dining halls have been recently?? The cheese quesadillas, the vegan lasagna, the actual fruit,,, wild
I sometimes get concerned about how people perceive me on this app bc I’m not like this irl, but then I remember this is basically my diary and my tweets are probably the most accurate representation of my thoughts
On that note, if you think a tweet is about you it probably is, I have specific thoughts and then have to generalize them for my audience
Normalize @ ing people you’re subtweeting
Gosh this is a long thread, I’m still awake so I’m going to keep going if that’s alright with y’all
Sometimes I see a woman being perfect (a common occurrence) and gaslight myself into thinking I’m bi, until I remember that being attracted to women means I would actually need to be, like, attracted to them... wild. I still think women are amazing though!!
But like imagine being attracted to men AND women?? Ugh the power
Just got an email from another graduate school, I think they’ll change their tune when they see my major GPA 
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This tweet is dedicated to all of the people who will read this thread from like 6-8am before I wake up bc some of y’all have good sleep schedules for some reason
Ok it’s past 2am, I think it’s time to move onto the part of tonight’s show when I dump for no one in particular
