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[under my bed]
Monster: I’m gonna grab this guy’s foot.
Monster 2: no can do Jim.
Monster: why not?
Monster 2: his whole leg is under the blanket.
Monster: so?
Monster 2: remember the Blanket Accords of 1822?
Monster: oh good call Murray.
Monster 2: that’s what I do Jim.
Monster: I’m gonna grab this guy’s foot.
Monster 2: no can do Jim.
Monster: why not?
Monster 2: his whole leg is under the blanket.
Monster: so?
Monster 2: remember the Blanket Accords of 1822?
Monster: oh good call Murray.
Monster 2: that’s what I do Jim.
[still under my bed]
Monster: so what am I supposed to do just lay here and wait til he makes a mistake?
Monster 2: basically.
Monster: you ever think the Blanket Accords are too restrictive?
Monster 2: you think they’re bad you should read the Nightlight Laws.
Monster: so what am I supposed to do just lay here and wait til he makes a mistake?
Monster 2: basically.
Monster: you ever think the Blanket Accords are too restrictive?
Monster 2: you think they’re bad you should read the Nightlight Laws.
[still under my bed]
Monster: his leg is out now can I grab him?
Monster 2: does he have a nightlight?
Monster: no.
Monster 2: ok you may proceed.
Monster: excell-
Monster 2: NO WAIT!
Monster: [sigh] what now?
Monster 2: [points at sun coming up] sunlight ceasefire.
Monster: his leg is out now can I grab him?
Monster 2: does he have a nightlight?
Monster: no.
Monster 2: ok you may proceed.
Monster: excell-
Monster 2: NO WAIT!
Monster: [sigh] what now?
Monster 2: [points at sun coming up] sunlight ceasefire.
I really love the idea that Monsters have to deal with the same rules and regulations we all have to deal with in order to get anything done.
If I turn this into a children’s book would you want to read it?
If I turn this into a children’s book would you want to read it?
