thread of how the men of konoha would react if you asked them if you could peg them

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NARUTO: He would negatively overreacted and make a big scene so then you’ll have to explain to him what a prostate orgasm is and he’ll back track and start yelling about how he didn’t know.

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SASUKE: He would scoff then open the nightstand and pull out some lube and tell you to use your fingers first.

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SAI: He would ask you to define pegging, and then spend the next few days reading about prostate orgasms and then casually over dinner or something mention that he wants you to peg him along with a bunch of other kinky stuff he read about.

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KAKASHI: you would ask him in the middle of teasing him and he’d growl and tell you that you can have him anyway you want him kitten.

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YAMATO: He would get a full body blush and when you ask him if he would like a cock in his ass he would nod.

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SHIKAMARU: He wouldn’t take you seriously and act aloof. You bring it up a few days later and he gives the same response but this time he’s smirking. He makes you beg him to let you peg him until he finally caves.

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CHOJI: Choji would get flustered and pretend to be coy about it, but he’s been dying to ask you to peg him for months now.

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ASUMA: He would hesitantly say no, for now, and let you eat his ass instead to see how he feels about anal play.

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SHINO: He would tell you to let him think about it then never ever ever give you an answer and it would just become an awkward conversation you guys had one time.

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KIBA: He would growl and ask if you want to do it right this very second, which shocks you. But before you know it he grabs you and pins you down, and starts teasing you clearly not knowing how pegging works.

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LEE: He would make you both write out your own pros and cons of pegging and then compare lists to figure out if the two of you should go through with the back door act.

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NEJI: He would hit you with a hard no, but then feel bad about not expanding his sexual horizons with you. The next time you’re over he would tell you one of his sexual fantasies in hopes you can find a shared kink, but he wouldn’t let you peg him.

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GAI: He would be confused as to why pegging would be a turn on for you and ask you how is he supposed to make you come when you’re wearing a strap on. He only agrees to this knowing you will buy a double sided strap on that also vibrates so you can climax together.

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IRUKA: He would start stuttering about what he knows about pegging and he’s never thought about it and wouldn’t it hurt but maybe it will feel good, and eventually he’ll get himself worked up and talk himself into it.

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ITACHI: His facial expression would not change making it impossible to read him. You start to back track but then you notice his slight smile, he simply nods and tells you that if it makes you happy of course he would do it.

bonus he would want to be on his back when you peg him

GENMA: After you ask him, he would look you up and down and be like, 'oh so you are a dirty slut aren’t you? Well if you want to peg me then I get something in return,' then ask you to fulfill one of his kinks.

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MADARA: He would snarl at your timid request to peg him and then he would taunt you and tell you that you can only peg him if you can handle taking his fat cock up your ass first.

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HASHIRAMA: He would drop everything, throw you over his shoulder, and throw you on to the bed, and climb on top of you. then after seeing your shocked face he would say, oh you didn’t mean right now?

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TOBIRAMA: He would slap you then grab your face and tell you that you haven’t been a good enough girl to peg his pretty little asshole just yet.

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MINATO: He’s a little taken aback but agrees immediately. He then wants to know how long you’ve wanted to peg him and what other fantasies you have and why you haven’t ask him sooner and if he’s satisfying you enough in the bedroom.

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OBITO: He would push you down to the ground and put his knee on your throat and ask you to repeat yourself. Gasping for air, you repeat the question. Obito smirks and leans in and tells you, ‘only if you can make me.’

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HIDAN: He would throw his head back and cackle and say that Jashin has nothing against anal play. He would make you not use lube because he wants to bleed when you fuck him.

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SHIKAKU: He would contemplate it for a split second and agree because logically it would be extremely satisfying for both of you. but he make you get a strap on that matches his cock size because anything you can handle he can handle as well.

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INOICHI: He would nod and ask you to let him think about it then the next day at BBQ ask Chouza and Shikaku what pegging is.

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JIRAIYA: He would say some micro aggressive homophobic shit about how he doesn’t swing that way, but then wiggle his eyebrows and say he wouldn’t mind exploring your backdoor though and ruin the moment.

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