ok folks, i'm making soup and watching episode one of Emily in Paris. and will be live-tweeting the process.

if you didn't already know, i lived in Paris for a semester, so i will have Opinions

she's running an 8-min mile??? hate it already

boss speaks french? has a sense of French politics? good stuff

the boss is pregnant, dang... why wouldn't she take the french healthcare tho?? and maternal leave?? creche??

ma'am you cannot fake french.

the boyfriend has made Points

"that's weird" it is but i don't like your attitude ma'am

she's already being hit on?? mkay

i'm gonna cut the onions now but i'll actually be crying about her terrible french that's she's not even trying on

i,,, this is rude to parisians and also hurting me deeply

why is she speaking to her neighbor. this is paris. and he casually speaks perfect english???? lmao ok sure, fits for the audience, i suppose

the woman correcting her french?? accurate, perfect, etc. love to see it

i am Not enjoying the american-american (?) french discourse....

Luc is the best person here. hope she takes his advice

well. hated that. have sauteed my onions and garlic, am in the process of chopping things, and shall not be watching another episode. :) time to find another show to watch that doesn't physically hurt me!!!! <3