Getting ready to roast the zodiac signs for why they ghost people. Be prepared.
✨ What Happens When The Signs Ghost You ✨

Use your Sun, Moon, Venus, and Rising!

Aries: Wants your attention badly, but doesn't show it. Will chase after you until the end of time, but once you show interest, they exit stage left without hesitation.
Taurus: Scopes out potential people and focuses on you for quite a while. They try to keep you around because they want it to work, but then they get petty when their expectations aren't met and act like you don't exist.
Gemini: Likes to play around and have fun to see if you can match up to their energy levels. Once they drain you of your energy and you begin to take things slowly, they immediately move on to the next source of energy they can find. See ya, slow poke!
Cancer: Wants to care for you in every way possible. Puts lots of time and effort into your care, but doesn't realize when they're experiencing burn out. The burn out causes them to step too far back and then avoid the person they were caring for.
Leo: Likes getting to know people and being lively. You're not the only person they're talking to. They most likely forgot your name, but blow up when you don't act they way they wanted you to.
Virgo: Takes things slow but becomes invested in you when they think you like them. They begin doing whatever they can to make you feel special. They want to get to know you and make conversations personal. They took distance as an offense and decided to be constructive.
Libra: Falls in love with everyone in the blink of an eye. Talking to them once means they're in love with you. Takes being left on read even for a little while too personally and leaves you on read as retaliation. They lose interest and remove your name from their vocabulary.
Scorpio: Has been watching you for some time. They look at you at a distance and interact with you here and there to test the waters. They sweet talk you like nobody else and make you fall head over heels. Once they've had their fun, they disappear and are never heard from again.
Sagittarius: Go-getter type. They want to go and get whatever they can get their hands on, including you. They live for experiences and want you to join them. When they see you don't want to run into traffic for fun, they go willingly without you, not looking back.
Capricorn: You don't know where they came from. They have a "Hi, how are you?" conversation with you about once a month, it lasts a few days, and the cycle repeats.
Aquarius: Grows close to very few, but not too close. Their distance is a tactic used to not hurt themselves. They come up with excuses when you get too close to them. They hide until the coast is clear and act like nothing happened.
Pisces: No holding back on showing you they like you. They try to play it cool, but keep making a fool of themselves. They realize they're embarrassing themselves and run away because they can't face it.
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