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So in this fun thread (actually two threads! 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤸🏿♀️" title="Woman cartwheeling (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman cartwheeling (dunkler Hautton)">) I’ll be rating the guys and girls in their sexiest challenges (combining striptease, car wash and men at work) from least to most sexy! Kicking it off with the ladies first! (The guys will be a separate thread) Let’s go! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌🏿" title="Raising hands (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands (dunkler Hautton)">
12) I’m giving Lakeyn and Julia’s striptease the least sexy. Solely because this being their intro to the villa was clearly NERVE RACKING! Bless it. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏🏿" title="Folded hands (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Folded hands (dunkler Hautton)"> Both their ‘fits were fly as hell though! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏿" title="Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏿" title="Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏿" title="Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)"> #LoveIslandUSA https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
11) Next up is Rachel in the car wash challenge. Listen, sis was clearly having a good time! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤸🏿♀️" title="Woman cartwheeling (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman cartwheeling (dunkler Hautton)"> Shout out to the “splint ‘n slide” move https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer"> but the whole routine needed a lil’ more sexy seasoning for me. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏿♀️" title="Achselzuckende Frau (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (dunkler Hautton)"> #LoveIslandUSA https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
10) I’m giving Moira’s milkmaid striptease the next spot cause it was sweet but had a little extra drip of sexy sauce on it. She also looks amazing! #LoveIslandUSA https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
9) Next on my list is Laurel’s sexy maid routine. I have to say, seeing Laurel drop it low and pick it up slow was a surprise! Also her screaming “HI BOYS! I hear y’all have been very dirty ta’ night!” in her Alabama accent KILLED me! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> #LoveIslandUSA https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
8) Lauren gets the next spot on my list. The boys voted her the winner of this challenge, and sure, she was sexy but certainly not the SEXIEST. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht"> If you ask me, the editing of this scene wins all the sexy sauce https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer"> #LoveIslandUSA https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
7) Kierstan’s striptease was pretty fire. She’s practiced them sexy faces in the mirror a time or two https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💅🏿" title="Nagellack (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Nagellack (dunkler Hautton)"> And Carrington was really looking like he was about to reconsider being with her again! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> Bless it. #LoveIslandUSA https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
6) Sliding https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille"> into our top 6 is Cely’s fun and flirty car wash routine. A lot of her personality shines through in this challenge and her and Johnny’s kiss at the end was pretty steamy. She really luh’ that boy. Bless it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏🏿" title="Folded hands (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Folded hands (dunkler Hautton)"> #LoveIslandUSA https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
5) Kierstan was the first one to do the car wash challenge and she really set the bar high! It looked like a music video, honestly. And Carrington was not ready for all the heat she brought in that kiss! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer"> #LoveIslandUSA https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
4) Cely’s back on my list with her firefighter striptease routine. She came OUT THE GATE with the heat! The twirl on the pole, the split, then sucking Johnny’s finger?! Sheesh! She wasn’t playing around! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌🏿" title="Raising hands (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands (dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌🏿" title="Raising hands (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands (dunkler Hautton)"> #LoveIslandUSA https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
3) Let me tell you something: had the boys voted for Mackenzie’s car wash routine, I wouldn’t even have been mad. Our good sis SLAM DUNKED this challenge. Connor actually looked stunned. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> Kenzie’s sex appeal is https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer"> #LoveIslandUsa https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
2) Justine’s car wash challenge is my runner up on this list. This ICONIC moment in the season showed us that our Queen is bold, brave and hella sexy! Please note the way Caleb kisses her. HEhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏿" title="Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)">WAShttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏿" title="Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)">REAhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏿" title="Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)">DY https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏿" title="Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)">FOR https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏿" title="Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)"> MOREhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏿" title="Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏿" title="Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏿" title="Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer"> #LoveIslandUSA https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
1) And the SEXIEST routine of the season goes to Queen Justine in the striptease challenge. When our good sis asked Caleb, “You ready to play?” even I screamed “YES!” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> Everyone’s shocked faces, Caleb’s lip licking, Justine’s twerking: It’s all https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer"> #LoveIslandUSA https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
NOW FOR THE GUYS! Here is my top 11 list from least to most sexy. I’ll be combining the striptease and the Men At Work challenges. Let’s go!
11) Bennett and this damn plunger! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> Nothing about this routine gave me sexy vibes, but I did have a good belly laugh. Bless it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙏🏿" title="Folded hands (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Folded hands (dunkler Hautton)"> #LoveIslandUSA https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
10) Calvin and this roach stomping river dance he was giving... SENT ME! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> He gets points for effort and his body is amazing, but that’s the only sexy I’m finding here. #LoveIslandUSA https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
9) Carrington was giving us some dutty wining and I was here for it! I was like “Okay Carrington Rodriguez! Let ‘em know!” https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤸🏿♀️" title="Woman cartwheeling (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman cartwheeling (dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏿" title="Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)"> His striptease gave us a lot more sexy sauce than I thought it would. #LoveIslandUSA https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
8) Listen, Johnny’s body is insane. His abs alone brought all the sexy needed for him to get the next spot on my list. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏿♀️" title="Achselzuckende Frau (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (dunkler Hautton)"> Cely going crazy for her boo is also super cute https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💅🏿" title="Nagellack (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Nagellack (dunkler Hautton)"> #LoveIslandUSA https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
7) Me watching this: “Oh so Bennett is a FREAK freak?! Got it!” This man put construction clamps on his nipples on national TV. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Errötetes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Errötetes Gesicht"> That’s either crazy or sexy. I’ll go with the latter for the sake of this list https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏿♀️" title="Achselzuckende Frau (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (dunkler Hautton)"> #LoveIslandUSA https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
6) Okay! CALVONTE IN THE HOUSE!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌🏿" title="Raising hands (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands (dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer"> All body rolls and thrusts and that sexy kiss at the end earn Calvin’s next appearance on my list. #LoveIslandUSA https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
5) Carrington in this challenge was actually pretty https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer"> (except for when he played Laurel on the kiss https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimasse schneidendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grimasse schneidendes Gesicht">) I was here for him pulling that measuring tape out! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> Again, let ‘me know what you workin’ wit’ Mr. Rodriguez! #LoveIslandUSA https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
4) King Caleb is making his first appearance on my list. This striptease is thoroughly entertaining (for the dance moves https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">) but his BOhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏿" title="Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)">DY https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏿" title="Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)">.... https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙌🏿" title="Raising hands (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Raising hands (dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer"> *drool* The man is fine and sexy. Congrats to you Queen Justine! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏿" title="Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏿" title="Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👏🏿" title="Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Applaus-Zeichen (dunkler Hautton)"> #LoveIslandUSA https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
3) OOPS! I miscounted when I cut the video clips and am JUST realizing I have 10 clips not 11 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏿♀️" title="Achselzuckende Frau (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏿♀️" title="Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Frau schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht (dunkler Hautton)">... So here is a gif to make up for my lack of good math skills! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤸🏿♀️" title="Woman cartwheeling (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman cartwheeling (dunkler Hautton)">
2) Listen, don’t be surprised if Johnny is cast in the next Chocolate City movie! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen"> His body, his grinding and THE WAY he picks Cely up was pretty https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer"> He’s 22. Firm. And fully packed! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Lachend auf dem Boden rollen" aria-label="Emoji: Lachend auf dem Boden rollen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏿♀️" title="Achselzuckende Frau (dunkler Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (dunkler Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille"> Gotta give it to him! Solid runner up #LoveIslandUSA https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
1) And the SEXIEST performance in a challenge by a guy, goes to King Caleb in “Men At Work.” He REALLY worked it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille" aria-label="Emoji: Lächelndes Gesicht mit Sonnenbrille"> in this one. Had a good script, showed off that body and had our Queen squealing like she was at a concert! Also, THAT KISS! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔥" title="Feuer" aria-label="Emoji: Feuer"> #LoveIslandUSA https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt="">
Hope y’all enjoyed this thread! More soon! #LoveIslandUSA https://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt=""> #Jaleb
