Ranking my celebrity interactions from weirdest to normal, a thread:
Coming in at the bottom was @StephenAmell 15/10. Was super nice and has very big arms. Extremely normal experience.
Following Steve is @bdunkelman. She was extremely nice, even after I accidentally cut the line. 200000/10. Very normal experience.
Next is @YayaHan. 9/10. Very normal human being. Extremely normal interaction. At a con.
Continuing with cosplayers, @OJessicaNigri is next. 7/10. Waited in line with my friend. Didn’t know who you were until I got in line. You were super nice and my friend was very happy. 738299/10 for making my friend happy.
Next is @eric_stuart. 8/10. Came to my acting showcase years ago. Really cool dude. I was extremely excited when my friend told me who you were. Sorry I screamed.
Probably one of my favorite interactions was with @KarlUrban. 150/10. I was wearing a Star Trek command dress and he complimented me. 211138488393922/10. Best day of my life. Really nice guy and I love his new show.
Getting weirder is @WilliamShatner. Saw him at the same con as Kurbz. He may have been drunk? 25/10. He was really nice and asked me how I was doing. He was probably drunk.
Probably one of the most surreal moments of my life was being on set with @MNightShyamalan while shooting glass. 1000000/10. I literally could not believe that I was having a normal conversation with him. AHHHH.
Next is Madeline Brewer. We went to high school together. -15/10. High S U C K E D.
Next one is @terrycrews. I asked him to be my second dad. 7/10. He said yes.
@colesprouse when he had a tumblr and I was young with too many followers. He called me a grump, so I made everyone call him a grump back. 9/10 probably bullied him a bit. May have blocked me.
And the weirdest interaction I’ve ever had to date: @GuyFieri. Screamed “don’t ask, don’t tell” at some sailors who were next to me, then looked me (my 10 year old self) and laughed as the driver drove away (in THE orange car). Flavortown/10. He knew I was gay.
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