im bored and in ep 17 of death note so

could i beat the death note characters up even though ive never been in a fight in my life?: a thread
light: before he had the death note? absolutely. after he had the note? yeah. but i wouldnt actually do tho it i dont wanna get murdered by a twink
L: i mean maybe???? it& #39;d be a fair fight i think but i would probably end up winning
misa: i feel like girly knows some martial arts. i could throw in a good punch before she decks me
ryuk: not at all. id be dead before i get to touch him
light& #39;s dad: idk i could probably hit him in the knees and run for my life before he shoots me
matsuda: i could beat that bitch to a pulp. mans cant fight for shit
watari: NOT AT ALL. that old man has mastered every single martial art ever created. id be dead the moment i stablished eye contact with him
light& #39;s sister: i AM capable of beating her up but would i? not at all. the yagamis would gang up on me
and now the bitches with 3 minutes of screentime
naomi misora: i COULD bully her but she& #39;d punch me
raye penber: 100 percent. a good kick in his kneecaps and he& #39;s gone
aizawa: who tf is he i googled the characters. but probably yes
mello: is he in the anime?? idk havent seen him yet but he would break me phisically and emotionally
rem: not at all. id insult the living shit out of them and they would go back to the shinigami world crying
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