Seems like Trump gets let off the hook for shit with lightning speed.
I agree.
Yeah, it& #39;s like each major calamity is treated like this week& #39;s episode of a crazy show, but we& #39;re not satisfied with that we need the next more crazy thing to happen.
Totally. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☝️" title="Zeigefinger nach oben" aria-label="Emoji: Zeigefinger nach oben">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☝️" title="Zeigefinger nach oben" aria-label="Emoji: Zeigefinger nach oben">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☝️" title="Zeigefinger nach oben" aria-label="Emoji: Zeigefinger nach oben">
We should hang out sometime! (Post COVID, obvi)
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I& #39;m serious though, we should hang out!
Oh, I& #39;m a little swamped at the moment, but yeah down the road that would be fun.
Are you around this weekend at all? We could do masks in my backyard!
Well I have this thing with my family so it& #39;s not great timing, sorry let& #39;s regroup in a couple of months it& #39;s such a busy time.
Oh, okay I get it.
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Did I do something wrong? I feel like you& #39;re joking around but not really.
It& #39;s not you, it& #39;s me. Don& #39;t want to make you bummed out. We& #39;ll get together soon.
Don& #39;t do me any favors.
Okay now I think you& #39;re legitimately upset, but I can& #39;t really tell with you.
OH I& #39;M FINE! I& #39;M COMPLETELY FINE!
Clearly.
(Mimicking you) CLEARLLLY! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖕" title="Stinke-Finger" aria-label="Emoji: Stinke-Finger">
Haha, cute.
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