Hearing Person: Logs onto Zoom. Listens to speaker. Joy.

Deaf Person: Will there be access? Is it interpreted or captioned? If it's captioned is it live or auto caps? Ok there's access. Ah shit it's auto caps. Oh I can see the interpreter. No I can't. I can again. No I can't.

Deaf Person: Why is the interpreters coming and going? I can't communicate with the hosts except through the Q&A function so I'll just monopolize it. Why are they telling me to update my Zoom? I get it through the U. Ok. I'll send the host emails.

Deaf Person: Oh my Zoom is 2 versions behind? Why didn't you send out an email telling me what version to be on so that I could've done this before the call? I'll write my U. Oh Apparently I'm supposed to keep Zoom updated myself? It doesn't like autoupdate like every other app?

Deaf Person: I've not had this problem on other calls. Oh, you were trying to use the two spotlight function and that is what kept breaking the call. Whatever I'll catch the recorded version.

Hearing Person: That was a great and informative panel.