Hearing Person: Logs onto Zoom. Listens to speaker. Joy.

Deaf Person: Will there be access? Is it interpreted or captioned? If it& #39;s captioned is it live or auto caps? Ok there& #39;s access. Ah shit it& #39;s auto caps. Oh I can see the interpreter. No I can& #39;t. I can again. No I can& #39;t.

Deaf Person: Why is the interpreters coming and going? I can& #39;t communicate with the hosts except through the Q&A function so I& #39;ll just monopolize it. Why are they telling me to update my Zoom? I get it through the U. Ok. I& #39;ll send the host emails.

Deaf Person: Oh my Zoom is 2 versions behind? Why didn& #39;t you send out an email telling me what version to be on so that I could& #39;ve done this before the call? I& #39;ll write my U. Oh Apparently I& #39;m supposed to keep Zoom updated myself? It doesn& #39;t like autoupdate like every other app?

Deaf Person: I& #39;ve not had this problem on other calls. Oh, you were trying to use the two spotlight function and that is what kept breaking the call. Whatever I& #39;ll catch the recorded version.

Hearing Person: That was a great and informative panel.