I broke it off with Mr. Man.
Can& #39;t stand the way he walks. I& #39;m a PT and body movement is all I assess.
I don& #39;t like his smile... it& #39;s too fucking happy and yellowed.
I don& #39;t like the way he says my name... he can& #39;t properly pronounce it.
I don& #39;t like how he drives; he doesn& #39;t watch the road. He looks directly at me, or searching his phone to show me a video.
I don& #39;t like how high pitched his voice is when he talks to me.
I don& #39;t like how all he can talk about is politics.
I don& #39;t like how much he fucking talks.
I like how he treats me but I& #39;d have to be constantly intoxicated to enjoy being around him.
He deserves a joyful woman who can see past all this. I& #39;m not the one.
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