On Fox & Friends, Trump insists he'll win Texas because Biden wants to "take away" God. It's not the first time he's used this line but it's pretty bonkers. (Also note how Trump's comments have absolutely nothing to do with the question he was asked.)

With hundreds of people dying from the coronavirus each day, Trump is using his latest Fox & Friends interview as a chance to go on and on and on about Hunter Biden's emails.

"The attorney general has to act" -- Trump pleads with Bill Barr to do something to hurt Joe Biden

"Kristen Welker is far worse than Scully" -- Trump gears up for Thursday's presidential debate by trashing all of the debate moderators, including Chris Wallace and Savannah Guthrie, who hosted an NBC town hall with him last week

"Whatever the playing field is ... you have to adjust to it" -- Brian Kilmeade coaches the president to maybe complain a little less

"We are living with it" -- Trump on the coronavirus

Q: What specifically would you point to with Biden and Harris that would take us to a socialist hell hole?

TRUMP: "Well, everything. You know. Socialized medicine. They want you to go to a hospital if you have a cold, take away your health care." #wut

"Well, we have to open up. And we live with it, & we open up our schools. And I'm the one that got Big 10 and Pac 12 football back. You know, that wasn't coming back, & I got it back. I hope people realize that. That was pure & simple me, or whatever." -- Trump's coronavirus plan

"He's a little bit sometimes not a team player" -- Trump on Fauci

Without a shred of irony, Trump refuses to answer a question about his favorite milkshake flavor, then goes on a rant complaining about how interviewers never ask him softball questions