The best part of court is when lawyers take their masks off so that they can cough and sneeze into their hands.

This allows for masks to remain cleaner for longer, hence requiring less replacement.

Such a conscious effort to reduce pollution is brilliant. @FaheemYounus
It is also brilliant that some lawyers come to represent their clients despite admitting that they feel feverish.
It is fantastic that these lawyers, who would otherwise excuse themselves repeatedly from cases on the pretext of being unwell, suddenly find such zeal to represent their clients despite actually being unwell. Such commitment in the face of a pandemic really is commendable.
And also please note, such a selfless service to humanity occurs despite their cognitive functions being honed by at least two local degrees, or a tough single foreign one. Hence they are fully aware of the duty they take upon their shoulders.
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