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. @Ashton5SOS here is my essay on why u should follow @PARANOIALFTV and complete the moot
first of all, they have spent so much mf money on ur merch that i’m surprised they haven’t gone broke yet like i swear the fucker sends me a pic of their new purchases AT LEAST once a week it’s baffling
second of all, u mean SO much to them like everytime u release a new song from superbloom they do not shut up ab it on the tl and they judt love u SO much
third of all, if u follow them i’ll deadass shave my hair off and write superbloom on my head no questions asked i WILL do it and i WILL promote ur upcoming album to everyone i come across <3
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fourth of all, i will send u a lifetime supply of fish fingers and u can hold that against me
fifth reason, they got INK stabbed into their skin of lyrics u wrote like HOW CUTEhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face"> https://twitter.com/paranoialftv/status/1318011304242806784">https://twitter.com/paranoial...
sixth reason, if u follow them i WILL send u cow pictures and dog pics EVERY DAY no days will be skipped i shall give u all the fluffy animal content
seventh reason, i’m running out of mf reasons so just follow my gf already pls it would make them so fucking happy they won’t shut up abojt it for months
mkay thats all i hope this thread have convinced u okay i love u now follow @PARANOIALFTV <333!!!!
