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Hello I think I might be watching Karate Kid for the first time? I was pretty sure I'd seen it but none of this looks familiar
Ali is Madeline Stillwell from The Boys, A good show!
I hate the 80s the way gen z hates the early oughts
They just left "cruel summer" playing over this fight scene?
Why does Kreese have a gun in his photo of him as the US Army Karate champion?
I do not relate to Daniel's relationship w/his mom. Is this a real type of relationship, any dudes reading this have a mom who's a horny gossip?
I have never tweeted this much with zero interaction. Is the algorithm different? Is my dick out on the zoom? I'm taking this to the end as an experiment and then deleting if it still has zero interaction
to be clear, it's fine that she's horny and a gossip, but it's a weird vibe to cultivate w/your son!
Why is Mr Miyagi alone? How did he end up as a maintenance man for an absolutely trash apartment building? is this addressed in one of the many bad sequels I just found out existed?
I just don't believe a man so meticulous and conscientious about Bonsai would let the pool fall into such disrepair
A lot is problematic but Daniel is genuinely a nice boy so far
O NO DANIEL IS A CHARGERS FAN 
Ali's hair here took HOURS and HOURS and he said NOTHING I'm trying to root for you Daniel what are we doing
Miyagi: My business card says you're in luck, I do two things I fight and fish.
My family are all fishermen
My family are all fishermen
Are Cobra Kai explicitly or Implicitly a white supremacist organization?
"oh they have one black kid in Kobra Kai"
[first spar match a white kid beats the shit out of the black kid]
"oh."
[first spar match a white kid beats the shit out of the black kid]
"oh."
"Walk in the center of road, get squished"
Miyagi taking a stand against centrism, you love to see it
Miyagi taking a stand against centrism, you love to see it
They named a business "golf n stuff"?
like, they came up with it with their friends, loved it, wrote it down on a ton of paperwork, bought a sign, and the whole time they were like "'golf n stuff', what a genius name!!"
like, they came up with it with their friends, loved it, wrote it down on a ton of paperwork, bought a sign, and the whole time they were like "'golf n stuff', what a genius name!!"
Honestly I'm with Daniel these are very dumb training methods
It's about teaching obedience! Respect authority blindly!! Don't worry about understanding intent, just blindly follow the will of those in power and it will all be explained later hail xenu
On second thought the wave scene has reminded me it's very funny to haze teenagers
Picking this back up
IM SORRY MIYAGI’S WIFE & CHILD DIED IN MANZANAR, THE CALIFORNIA JAPANESE INTERNMENT CAMPS AND YOUVE ALL BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS IDIOTS CRANE KICK THE WHOLE TIME
WAX ON WAX OFF OH HO HO HO
THEY INTERNED THIS US SOLDIER’S WIFE AND SHE DIED IN DETAINMENT WHO GIVES TWO SHITS ABOUT A KARATE TOURNAMENT
THEY INTERNED THIS US SOLDIER’S WIFE AND SHE DIED IN DETAINMENT WHO GIVES TWO SHITS ABOUT A KARATE TOURNAMENT
END OF THREAD IM SURE HE DOES FINE IN THE TOURNAMENT AND MIAGIS WIFE WAS STILL MURDERED BY THE GOVERNMENT HE WAS WILLING TO DIE FOR
