BREAKING: I fucked it up. Medics on the scene are currently trying to mend the problem with toothpicks.

It’s me. I’m medics.

I broke the thread. This is about my pumpkin. No one is hurt.

I work slowly, yes I am drinking, and yes this will be a beautiful pumpkin.

Note the injured U. Repaired with toothpicks.

80s music still playing. Talking Heads “This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody)” is currently playing. I love this song.

Lol I just found some pumpkin in my hair

Not sure who randomly stabbed the pumpkin a whole bunch wow

I am resisting the live streams and live tweets about the thing. Instead, I am listening to music that makes me happy. If you are home and on the twitters, maybe close your eyes for a second and take a deep breath. We are going to be okay.

I am legitimately so proud of my work. I’m horrible at pumpkin carving. Please don’t expect the milkshake to look good lol