I will decide my mutual’s fates based on their sexuality. Including heaven,hell,and purgatory. Meaning straight,gay or dyke,and undecided aka can be saved or killed.if ur not included then pray that u will.
First on the list is my friend @brokenclox he is a sophisticated individual I’m pretty sure he is bi-curious or just very non-masculine so I can’t say for sure he is friend or foe therefore, he lands himself in purgatory. Let’s hope he makes the right decision.
My bestie is next @betrack11 she has revealed on countless occasions that she is attracted to women which would normally make her a dyke but she never fails to help me criticize gay men which helps her case.also I’m sure she would give up her desire for woman in a sec for Harry
Next is @cardiswoo All though he has misinformed that he is a straight man his action don’t express the same values.after checking his tweets and replies I’ve found out he fetishizes male tik tok influencers and reply to gay porn pages..he also has Doja cat as his pfp so its hell
I’ve been waiting for this one and it is my gurl @city_girls305 automatically hell...never even seen her talk abt a guy...I mean just look at pfp.
He is terrible your honor @PopularCardiB this man is by far the man with the most sins committed.he truly belongs somewhere worse than hell but we will have to settle with hell.
Let’s move on from those abnormal storms the straightest woman in bardigang...gentleman and gentleman I present to you @brondigo never once have i seen her involved with a other woman. She belongs somewhere purer than heaven.
This one surprised me tbh but this is abt @beymirr . For a long time I thought he was a straight man for a long time until I checked his likes just to see gay sex page’s posts. Definitely hell
@DiorBardi I have collected information that supports the idea of her being bisexual but I’m sure this will later change in life so I’m settling on undecided aka purgatory. Stay straight jas
This was a request from the man himself @iamrogerb_ Through excessive research i have found hes indeed a man likely latino or white he often criticizes gay white man which is unusual.but it cant be decided due to the lack of evidence so he lands in purgatory leaning towards hell
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