thread of me reading that cursed OMWF fic

(ps. if that fic writer is on stan twt somewhere i'm not trying to be mean w this i mean no harm)

PLEASE "sashaying closer to the bed" and "a little va-va-vroom" is sending me

the theatrics of this is far too much

......is this supposed to be a british accent?

i apparently missed the part where sweet started.... "sporting breasts"?? i have decided this will be the end of this thread because after THIS scene they start to sing changes by david bowie and i don't think any of us need to experience that

anyways i now feel mean doing this but this was very entertaining to me