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shady af comebacks: a thread
you are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
you’re the reason god created the middle finger.
light travels faster than sound which is why you seemed bright until you spoke.
if your brain was dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
you’re a grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
hold still. i’m trying to imagine you with personality.
you have so many gaps in your teeth it looks like your tongue is in jail.
keep rolling your eyes, you might eventually find a brain.
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