2020 politicians (and wannabe’s) as founding fathers, and other historically prominent Americans: Ivanka is the Aaron Burr of 2020: In history books, she’ll be hated as a villain, and she’ll never get the power she thinks she’s owed. 1/7 https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1318299716556410882

Jared is whoever Burr’s secretary was. No lines; wholly unaccomplished; lost to the ages.

Pence is Major John Andre. Mostly forgettable, conniving liar in cahoots with Benedict Arnold; caught and met his end getting his hands dirty aiding and abetting the traitor to America. 2/7

Donald is Benedict Arnold towards the end of the revolution: Loud-mouthed traitor; gets lots of people killed. But mixed with John Adams: One term president, kind of by accident; widely disliked; sickly and it made everyone uncomfortable; waves of relief when he left office. 3/7

Biden is Thomas Jefferson: Diplomat who everyone likes, even when they don’t agree with him. He’s made mistakes in the past, but most choose to look the other way on that dark part of his history. And he is the right man for this time. 4/7

Kamala is Abe Lincoln: Great leader with a True North; will be divisive and will make choices that threaten civil liberties, but the country will emerge stronger for her leadership; she’ll usher in a period of rebuilding; pray we don’t re-succumb to racism after she’s gone. 5/7

Elizabeth Warren is Alexander Hamilton: Smarter than everyone else; always two steps ahead of them too;hardest working American who always has a plan; knows how to get the economy moving. 6/7

Bernie Sanders is John Laurens: Great ideas that are just a bit ahead of his time; good at building movements to support his cause, and laid the foundation for the future. 7/7