Pogba’s wife is a crackhead.

Martial’s cheated on both his baby mums.

Greenwood’s been involved in the Iceland incident and been seen dry humping men.

AWB cheated on his girl.

Rashford’s the only United player who hasn’t been involved in a scandal

Maguire got arrested in greece and tried to bribe the police

Lindelöf dresses in women’s clothes

Lingard cheated on Jena Frumes with a babestation girl, hi @frankielain

Henderson apparently messaged a minor on snapchat this is why some call him a nonce (not sure if true)

Fam what the fuck is wrong with our players?

Sanchez also tried to pay a girl to keep quiet about their relationship when he was at United.

I’m coughing blood