This is not the kind of editor's note you want to see in a story about yourself: "This piece has been updated with more detail about the call and the headline has been updated to reflect that Toobin was masturbating." https://www.vice.com/en/article/epdgm4/new-yorker-suspends-jeffrey-toobin-for-zoom-dick-incident

"Two people who were on the call told Motherboard separately that the call was an election simulation featuring many of the New Yorker's biggest stars" including Jane Mayer, Masha Gessen, and Dexter Filkins with "Jeffrey Toobin playing the courts." https://www.vice.com/en/article/epdgm4/new-yorker-suspends-jeffrey-toobin-for-zoom-dick-incident

anyway, now that one of the nation's top writers/commentators on election law is indisposed, I am available to appear on TV to talk about these issues — I did not go to law school, have never practiced law, and most of my knowledge is from books, but I promise not to do...this