Smiles, everyone! Fantasy island time! Starring: a Klingon...
A Partridge...
The movie star and the rest...
And Carmine's gold medallion
So, Tina Louise is fulfilling her fantasy of staying in a haunted mansion that she's been having nightmares about for some reason. There, it seems she's going to be possessed by the soul of an evil countess.
Lol that didn't take long
David Cassidy's fantasy is to finally marry his fiance because something always gets in the way whenever they try to get married. but first he goes to a bachelor party and reveals that he has never heard of the girl in the cake gag.
Oh shit
I was like "Wait, they're related?"
I'm gonna file this under shit Mr. Roarke coulda said YESTERDAY!
Omg who else remembers those velour shirts?
In which David Cassidy's pal light-heartedly suggests he murder the girl from the cake.
That went well...
Tina Louise is acting the shit out of this...
And we have our Michael Ansara appearance! He portrayed Kang on Star Trek.
So what had happened was the girl in the cake disappeared, and they jailed David Cassidy for her murder. And now he and Kang are breaking out of jail.
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