I de travel go Asaba o, Omo make today no be my last day on earth o, but if it is it was nice being here, not nice being in Nigeria but the friends I’ve made.
Also the password to my account is in the movie Megamind and James Bond. Money no de my account na just 3k de there.

Na wa, na police and Sars I de fear no be thief or accident, we know say dem say dem don disband Sars but na Nigeria we de we are not sure.
If anyone has something they wanted to give me give it to my brother ISRAEL, if you need advice ask both of my brothers they are smarter..

..than I am, to all the girls I have ever met you’re beautiful, to all the boys I’ve ever met una be real gees, to my best friends blood. To Delta state university fuck you. To Buhari, all man shall die, to bad government officials make your country your home.

To all who ever sees this tweet, I pray you never fall victim of evil, may God guard Andre guide us all Amen.
In the name of the Farher, the Son and the Holy Spirit, Amen.