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here& #39;s the tale of the date with the Jordans guy...
i met manz on the streets of tinder
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Neumond mit Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neumond mit Gesicht"> ubhudi muhle lo, mude, ule voice leyana that makes your heart do cartwheels. so our conversation struck over the fact that we both love board games. 30sec to be specific & we& #39;re competitive
i met manz on the streets of tinder
so after chatting here & there (coz sis has a lot on her plate) i challange him to an online game of scrabble..my fav, mans says give me time to practise. mina ok, it would be unfair anyway. the day when we were meant to start or online game manz says "my friends and I are...
planning a day trip, wanna come? mina "yeah sure, i could make time for that" kanti deep down i& #39;m like. anyway, skip till he picks me up.. we go to the Spar at Sam Levy for meat and drankx.. we debated about taking marinated meat or not but ke we like things we took the marinated
then we take the 30k drive out of Harare. his friend & the gf with us are lovely kodwa hmm ubuprivateschool ngathi bakapula ngeshovelhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Nichts sehen-Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Nichts sehen-Affe">adont mean to be rude. but we move... meat is braai-ed we start chowing kanti wuuuu its off lina. but we agree its buggie marinade
my sensitive https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ¤°" title="Schwangere Frau" aria-label="Emoji: Schwangere Frau">& i decide to not eat but i was starving shem. we start playing games.. monopoly deck-i had no idea that was a thing but i learnt, we played & sis took her huge fat Ls with a female& #39;s bffs "digi and pride"(dignity &pride) it turned sour kodwa coz i hate losing.mxm
The friend noticed and suggested we check out the dam at the place. This is where things took a sharp curve. The sun was setting it was beautiful. Kodwa mans decided to be adventurous. Walking to where the water starts. Sasala thina because we knew better hanti.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen">not
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Uxolo..(work) Kanti mans will walk into quicksandhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">so he pulls himself out and comes back. But he was SO HURT. Mina whatâs wrong sthandwa? Yena âIâm fucken wearing my favorite Jordans. Theyâre white. Now there fucken blackâ Mina deep down wanting to take a picture âIâm sorryâ
To be honest I didnât feel bad. I found it funny. Hanti he was being Dora the explorer Jordans editionhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ¤ˇđ˝ââď¸" title="Achselzuckende Frau (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (mittlerer Hautton)"> but he was in so much PAIN and Iâm a softie ngamduduza. But man really should have tried this move. Anyway we get back to the braai area.The happy couple leaves us to our woes
Especially bcoz mans didnât want to wear e shoes anymore but couldnât go during e people barefoot futhi. So we sat on the open boot thinking what to do. He gave one of the guards a $ to clean them. Umadala was so happy. Wazithatha wayazitjunela on the side. Mina ngasala ngiduduza
Aphenduka amaJordans emanzi NTE & brown AF! idepression kabhudi went from 0-100 real quick. Mans was saying âfuck it. At least Iâm not the one going to was them. I shouldâve worn the other onesâ Mina ngaqina ngabo Iâm sorry but manz wasnât having it! âI know youâre not sorryâ
Say what now? I said Iâm sorry kani baby. Dude is like anyway letâs get back to the others. We have another game to play. We get up he slams the boot. He asks me where the car keys are. Mina I know nothing boss. Sadinga anti they are stuck between the boot and the back windowhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">
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We tried & tried to set the mf keys free sehluleka. So manz says âyou think that guard could take another $?â We couldnât find madala so he went to tell his friend the situation.Mina ngasala ngizama. Saw a younger guard and asked him to help. Dude pulled the hood up wahwatsha ka1
Then I ran back excited ukuthi ive saves the day. kanti mans told everyone weâre sleeping at the place bcoz he fucked uphttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> anyway we play the next game -heads up. I didnât know it either. But sis learnt the ropes. Guys against girls. We took our big fat Ls not well at all.
Someone suggested we play one last couples teams game. The friends have been together 2years. They obviously play these games together. My https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="â¤ď¸" title="Rotes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Rotes Herz"> couldnât take another L but I couldnât back down either.We played and Iâm certain they let us win coz my tears were so close at this point
At least we had something positive to talk about for the 30ks back. Our chemistry made us winhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> maybe. But ke its night now. Sis doesnât know Harare well. But theyâre dropping me off first. At some point they say letâs use glenara road. Mina âhmm i really dont know that route..
But like most uptown people they hate going through the city. We used glenarah. And just as you guessed it. I couldnât direct them. We got losthttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">like very lost. So lost that gps said youâre 9min away from your destination. Sigh. By that time manz was so done with me.
Wasnât tryna help me find e route online.what kind of self respecting adult doesnât know how to get homehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ¤ˇđ˝ââď¸" title="Achselzuckende Frau (mittlerer Hautton)" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau (mittlerer Hautton)">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Laut schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Laut schreiendes Gesicht"> by the time we got to my gate manz was half asleep. Ayi. At least sikholisile guys. And his friends really where lovely. It was really just a series of Murphyâs law.
Sorry about the typos mahlabezulu. 1st time doing this. & coz itâs a true story. I was a bit emotionalhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen"> I had so much fun izolo. It was worth it. Will let you know how far the âchemistryâ takes us. Iâm just glad he wasnât put off by my eye rolling tendencies & blonde momentshttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Nichts sehen-Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Nichts sehen-Affe">
