Thread by @Cvuyile18, here's the tale of the date with the Jordans guy...i met manz [...]

here's the tale of the date with the Jordans guy...
i met manz on the streets of tinder

ubhudi muhle lo, mude, ule voice leyana that makes your heart do cartwheels. so our conversation struck over the fact that we both love board games. 30sec to be specific & we're competitive

so after chatting here & there (coz sis has a lot on her plate) i challange him to an online game of scrabble..my fav, mans says give me time to practise. mina ok, it would be unfair anyway. the day when we were meant to start or online game manz says "my friends and I are...

planning a day trip, wanna come? mina "yeah sure, i could make time for that" kanti deep down i'm like. anyway, skip till he picks me up.. we go to the Spar at Sam Levy for meat and drankx.. we debated about taking marinated meat or not but ke we like things we took the marinated

then we take the 30k drive out of Harare. his friend & the gf with us are lovely kodwa hmm ubuprivateschool ngathi bakapula ngeshovel

adont mean to be rude. but we move... meat is braai-ed we start chowing kanti wuuuu its off lina. but we agree its buggie marinade

my sensitive

& i decide to not eat but i was starving shem. we start playing games.. monopoly deck-i had no idea that was a thing but i learnt, we played & sis took her huge fat Ls with a female's bffs "digi and pride"(dignity &pride) it turned sour kodwa coz i hate losing.mxm

The friend noticed and suggested we check out the dam at the place. This is where things took a sharp curve. The sun was setting it was beautiful. Kodwa mans decided to be adventurous. Walking to where the water starts. Sasala thina because we knew better hanti.

not

The friend noticed and suggested we check out the dam at the place. This is where things took a sharp curve. The sun was setting it was beautiful. Kodwa mans decided to be adventurous. Walking to where the water starts. Sasala thina because we knew better hanti.not

Uxolo..(work) Kanti mans will walk into quicksand

so he pulls himself out and comes back. But he was SO HURT. Mina what’s wrong sthandwa? Yena “I’m fucken wearing my favorite Jordans. They’re white. Now there fucken black” Mina deep down wanting to take a picture “I’m sorry”

To be honest I didn’t feel bad. I found it funny. Hanti he was being Dora the explorer Jordans edition

but he was in so much PAIN and I’m a softie ngamduduza. But man really should have tried this move. Anyway we get back to the braai area.The happy couple leaves us to our woes

Especially bcoz mans didn’t want to wear e shoes anymore but couldn’t go during e people barefoot futhi. So we sat on the open boot thinking what to do. He gave one of the guards a $ to clean them. Umadala was so happy. Wazithatha wayazitjunela on the side. Mina ngasala ngiduduza

Aphenduka amaJordans emanzi NTE & brown AF! idepression kabhudi went from 0-100 real quick. Mans was saying “fuck it. At least I’m not the one going to was them. I should’ve worn the other ones” Mina ngaqina ngabo I’m sorry but manz wasn’t having it! “I know you’re not sorry”

Say what now? I said I’m sorry kani baby. Dude is like anyway let’s get back to the others. We have another game to play. We get up he slams the boot. He asks me where the car keys are. Mina I know nothing boss. Sadinga anti they are stuck between the boot and the back window

We tried & tried to set the mf keys free sehluleka. So manz says “you think that guard could take another $?” We couldn’t find madala so he went to tell his friend the situation.Mina ngasala ngizama. Saw a younger guard and asked him to help. Dude pulled the hood up wahwatsha ka1

Then I ran back excited ukuthi ive saves the day. kanti mans told everyone we’re sleeping at the place bcoz he fucked up

anyway we play the next game -heads up. I didn’t know it either. But sis learnt the ropes. Guys against girls. We took our big fat Ls not well at all.

Someone suggested we play one last couples teams game. The friends have been together 2years. They obviously play these games together. My

couldn’t take another L but I couldn’t back down either.We played and I’m certain they let us win coz my tears were so close at this point

At least we had something positive to talk about for the 30ks back. Our chemistry made us win

maybe. But ke its night now. Sis doesn’t know Harare well. But they’re dropping me off first. At some point they say let’s use glenara road. Mina “hmm i really dont know that route..

But like most uptown people they hate going through the city. We used glenarah. And just as you guessed it. I couldn’t direct them. We got lost

like very lost. So lost that gps said you’re 9min away from your destination. Sigh. By that time manz was so done with me.

Wasn’t tryna help me find e route online.what kind of self respecting adult doesn’t know how to get home

by the time we got to my gate manz was half asleep. Ayi. At least sikholisile guys. And his friends really where lovely. It was really just a series of Murphy’s law.

Sorry about the typos mahlabezulu. 1st time doing this. & coz it’s a true story. I was a bit emotional

I had so much fun izolo. It was worth it. Will let you know how far the “chemistry” takes us. I’m just glad he wasn’t put off by my eye rolling tendencies & blonde moments

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