Who Liverpool can rely on for CB duties if Joel Matip were to pick up an injury [THREAD]

Joe Gomez - A very good defender on his day, albeit a bit shaky in recent weeks. If he finds good form, he can absolutely fill in for Matip

Rhys Williams - A young lad who featured in both League Cup games and gave a good account of himself in both! Plus he looks like a baby Van Dijk, so he can trick forwards into thinking he's actually Van Dijk.

Fabinho - He's played there on a number of occasions and performed decently. He can't play in a high line, so Klopp would have to accommodate accordingly.

James Milner - He's Mr. Reliable for a reason. He can play absolutely anywhere on the pitch, and that includes CB. Even though he's 5'9, I'm sure he could put in a performance that Franz Beckenbauer himself will praise.

Roberto Firmino - Rival fans want to see a defensive striker, so let's show them a defensive striker. He can use his smile to blind opposition forwards, and we'll keep clean sheets for days.

Dejan Lovren - I am fully confident that Michael Edwards put a buy-back clause in Lovren's Zenit St. Petersburg contract. We can activate that and have him join us before the Sheffield United game. Also, did you see his goal vs. France? Good God.

Jamie Carragher - I mean fuck it Paolo Maldini retired at 41 years old, Carragher probably has something left in his legs. Sign him on a free, simple.

Kalidou Koulibaly - IMO Napoli should let us have him on loan because we let them take 7 points of a possible 12 of us in 2 years. Honour system and all of that.

Harry Mag- NVM

The tea ladies - Fuck it.

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