Let's create a thread!

Not very funny jokes about my life. Like, all the things I'm thinking of right now.

I was told to try to make some jokes, but you know... I have now sense of humour.

Trigger alert! Read at your own risk.

#1: So, what's the most unfair game ever?
#2: Monopoly!
#3: Warhammer!!!!
Me: Ehm... Life? Like, definitely. You know, it's a one-way game, where no one wins...
#1: It wasn't what I meant, really...
#3: I'm calling a suicide helpline, guy

-Do you know, that death is never the answer?
-Yes, I do. Death is the question. The answer is 'yes'.

Like, do you know what's happening in one's mind before committing an attempt? And right after such an unsuccessful attempt?

I hope you don't. Have a nice day ;)

Okay, so as @kepler88d is the only alive person in my twitter so far, that's a challenge for you.

Post any jokes you wish in this thread, but only in English.