hello anitwt this thread will be of my bf who has seen five episodes of haikyuu and heard me ramble abt it a lot naming the haikyuu characters

"okay hinata, obviously"

"kageyama- is that cthulu?"

(he is playing video games rn)

"okay that's elsa's younger brother"

"that's daddy issues"

sir-

cw // cursing

"that's bastard, he's far too smug for his own good"

"that's mommy issues"

"that's just someone's dad"

hELP-

"isn't that- isn't that nishin somethin"

"yeah! nishinoya, good job!"

":')"

cw // cursing

"oH that's fuckin- tanaa,, tanakaaa,,???"

"yeah!"

"hell yeah i love that guy :D"

"that's a lesbian"

"she's also a lesbian"

"i've never seen this man before in my life- hm,, let's think. i feel like he'd give me a one hour lecture on why star trek is better than star wars."

"he's a single father that's what he is"

"isn't that kuroo (pronounced "ker-oo")"

"you know this one"

"hey that's my favorite catboy, kenma.

i wanna make sure people know i know him."

"they will"

"he's a piss boy"

"nooo"

"look at that look on his face are you telling me he's not"

"that's everyone's older brother"

"he's the guy that says they're in a biker gang but they ride bicycles"

after seeing the first one: "awwe he's baby"

after seeing the second one: "oh nooo he's not baby at all.

he looks like his name's daniel."

"he looks like fun. we'd be friends.

i'm gonna name him ken. short for kenneth. oh no i'm sorry- short for kennedy.

that's not a reference to jfk i just knew a guy named kennedy and he was pretty cool."

"pfft. why does he look like that. his name is teenage angst."

"that's just. japanese fred (from scooby doo)"

"i'm gonna name him eyebags bc he just looks like he never gets enough sleep"

"that's your best friend's older brother"

"oh! he looks like a dinosaur."

",,, in a good way?"

"yeah, he's the dinosaur from the good dinosaur."

"oh. nice bowl cut."

"i want to stomp on him."

"i wanna take him to dinner. he deserves it."

"i feel like he was born with white hair. that's his entire personality. just him and his hair against the world."

cw // cursing

"that's smug bastard."

cw // cursing

"i feel like he's been overshadowed by smug bastard his whole life and that's why he looks so sad"

"she's somebody's mom"

"sir that's my wife"

"yeah that's fair"

"i have nothing to say to this man."