leo

- funny asf
- good friend but they flirt with everyone
- probably a gamer
- would probably die first in a zombie apocalypse
- definitely popular

virgo

- probably uses acab as an aesthetic
- probably barks at people
- funny in a interesting way
- i always associate green with them idk
- overall pretty good

libra

- might be a two-faced bitch
- funny asf
- definitely a weeb
- would jump into a frozen lake thinking it isn’t frozen
- everyone loves them for some reason

scorpio

- stay away from me
- probably says slurs they can’t reclaim and says it was an accident
- wears new balances
- super fucking rude
- overprotective and obsessive
- makes everything a competition

sagittarius

- very funny
- good friend and will always make you laugh
- kind of weird
- probably drew monsters in their diary at one point
- loyal friend and good secret keeper

capricorn

- overthinkers
- bad at letting things go
- frugal
- overall good people
- friend that gives you hugs and is motherly or like a guardian to you

aquarius

- gamers all the way
- pretty hilarious
- probably your best buddy
- liars
- overall okay
- probably has toe kinks

pisces

- angels who’ve descended upon earth
- some of them appear nice but might be some bitches
- rare idk you barely meet pisces
- least problematic sign
- probably has a singing talent

thread finished

aries (positive version)

- will game with u
- they care abt u but its hard to see sometimes
- beat up your haters

taurus (positive version)

- engage in your interests with u
- probably takes lots of selfies with u
- always gives u hw answers

gemini (positive version)

- usually really sweet
- more talented than u
- probably a big acc

cancer (positive version)

- really kindhearted
- cuties
- huggable and lovable

leo (positive version)

- so so funny
- doesn’t fail to put a smile on your face
- popular because they’re sweet

virgo (positive version)

- really funny
- advocates for justice
- probably pretty

libra (positive version)

- famous probably
- nice to everyone
- social butterfly

scorpio (positive version)

fuck you scorpios i have nothing positive for yall

saggittarius (positive version)

- gives you good encouragement and advice
- very super funny
- never hesitates to be there for u

capricorn (positive version)

- makes you feel comfortable
- the aura of an angel
- reliable and responsible

aquarius (positive version)

- there for you
- would do illegal things with you so you wouldn’t have to do it alone
- probably your future child’s god parent

pisces (positive version)

- pisces could never do anything wrong 10/10

also pls know most of this was a joke or based off of people i dont like so it probably doesn’t pertain to you