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angry gay witch makes chocolate chip cookies - a thread
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angry gay witch makes chocolate chip cookies - a thread
GET THE SHITTY FUCKING INGREDIENTS
I SPILLED THE FUCKING FLOUR GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
SHUT THE FUCK UP I KNOW YOURE DONE PREHEATING
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN IS BAKING SODA WHAT DOES IT DO
ALWAYS ADD EXTRA FUCKING SALT IT TASTES BETTER
STIR IT CLOCKWISE YOU FUCKING CUNT IF YOU STIR IT COUNTERCLOCKISE YOURE STRAIGHT
I FUCKING HATE BROWN SUGAR GET IN THERE WHORE
THE BUTTER OS SP FUCKING SOFT I HATE IT GET OFF OF ME
MIX FASTER CUNT
FUCK I ADDED TOO MUCH VANILLA FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK IS AN EGG
MIX
YOU
GET IN THERE
WHERE ARE THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS
WHORE
GET IN THERE YOU FUCKIGN FAILED ABORTION
YEAHHH
BALL TIME
GET IN THE FUCKING OVEN
COOK FASTER FUCKER
and here& #39;s the final product :) thanks for coming to my tedtalk
