Entertaining the flock!

Meanwhile in the local cemetery a pastor is raising someone from the dead. Oh those miracles keep coming from Jebus, but somehow don't merit 30 minutes on the Discovery Channel.

Don't forget the tithes!

Meanwhile they are pissing off Zeus!

Simultaneously at a local Mosque!

And the Grandaddy of all the Grifters is healing people from the TV screen!

And down the street they are practicing Pentecostal meditation!

And can't leave out a little Catholic child abuse.

Meanwhile the Donald is doing his local private rally.

Meanwhile Paula White is teaching at Trump University!

Meanwhile at the International Space Station scientist and astronauts are figuring things out that all those pastors pretend to know!