Twitter Trending: It's a battle to see which Chris has to go....

Twitter: Chris Pratt.

Twitter Trending: Which of these four Chrises?

Twitter: Pratt. Literally Pratt so much that Pratt is trending more than this.

Twitter Trending: Who will they choose?! It's a mystery.

Twitter is the shouty rage hellsite app.

But even we all agree that Chris Pratt is the worst Chris.

Chris Pratt used to the the pizza of people. There was nothing bad about him.

Now he is the "bad anime food" of people. I don't mean he's purple, I mean when he's mentioned everyone gets that weird uncomfortable smile on their face and their eyebrows twitch.

I hope Chris Pratt sees this thread.