3zun on House Hunters: Lan Xichen rejects houses b/c of things that are easily changed (“I don’t like the paint colour in the bedroom/is that a shag carpet in the hall?”); Nie Mingjue wants a large garage for his motorcycles and also high ceilings to display his sword collection

(“and how is THAT in our budget, Da-ge?” A-Yao asks, because of course he’s the only one who thinks about money)
Meng Yao’s requirements for a house are very simple: NO STAIRS

Everyone thinks WangXian’s aesthetics are too different to agree on anything but all they really want is a place that gets A-Yuan into the catchment area for a good school
Also: “that’s *too* close to the in-laws, Lan Zhan,” about a place 2 doors down from Lan Qiren

Hua Cheng and Xie Lian on House Hunters: Ghost Kingdom v. Mortal World (it’s a spinoff, okay?), viewers shocked when they choose rundown Puqi Shrine over the incredible Paradise Manor, which was clearly superior even with that pesky fire damage

[Kind of spoiler-y for TGCF] BeefLeaf go on House Hunters: Outside the Box (a real spinoff!), Shi Qingxuan thinks it’s real weird that Earth Master Ming Yi wants to convert a half-sunken haunted sailboat into a home instead of any the very cozy caves they’ve been shown

[2ha spoilers] Chu Wanning and Mo Ran on House Hunters: International (post-canon, it’s best for them to get out of the country for a bit), but decision-making is very difficult when Taxian-jun keeps taking over to insist that they buy that French villa with the sex dungeon