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Omg the couple on the table near me are on a first hinge date and he just said to her ..
& #39;you know you look like somebody I used to date& #39;
NO BRO NO!!
& #39;you know you look like somebody I used to date& #39;
NO BRO NO!!
He& #39;s guessing her age this will not end well
His mom is into astrology so he& #39;s guessing her sign and is highly confident he already knows her. So far he& #39;s had four guesses and all wrong
She& #39;s talking about herself and he interrupts: & #39;Can I just ask you something? Just so we can get there faster.& #39;
Reading my book has now gone out of the window this is way more entertaining
COVID IS OFF THE TABLE . He& #39;s decided : no covid chat.
But.. he wants to & #39;quickly say something and then move on& #39;
But.. he wants to & #39;quickly say something and then move on& #39;
Oh they both love Nashville and Austin guys maybe this is salvageable
I think I& #39;m girl crushing on her. She doesn& #39;t want kids + solo travels and just said : & #39;you would have to want kids more than anything else because you& #39;re giving up everything to have them& #39;
I stan
I stan
Oop he& #39;s had covid everyone and so is telling her she& #39;s totally safe because he can& #39;t possibly have it again
I may have to order another glass of wine to see how this ends
He says she should go into modelling because she still has her looks
Had to move to a table with a heater bc sometimes it does get chilly in LA but dw I picked a table where I could still hear
Also ordered fries for sustenance
She& #39;s been doing hair for 20 years wants to start her own business. He& #39;s advising. He& #39;s just said & #39;whatever road you go down I& #39;ll do something for you& #39;
He& #39;s gonna direct her in a photoshoot everyone.
She is, in his words, & #39;the epitome of business& #39;
She is, in his words, & #39;the epitome of business& #39;
SHES GONE TO THE LOO WILL SHE RETURN
A quick glance confirms she has NOT left any belongings at the table
He& #39;s taking the chance to loudly blow his nose into a fabric napkin
She best come back I just ordered fries and another glass of wine
He just asked these questions :
So why aren& #39;t you married ?
Do you hate men? Because a lot of women hate men.
Are you fussy?
So why aren& #39;t you married ?
Do you hate men? Because a lot of women hate men.
Are you fussy?
Man nearby on another date is laughing loudly so now I can& #39;t hear . SHUT UP
Oop here we go. He& #39;s getting out dog pictures.
His dog is a sensitive motherfucker.
Not surprised tbh
Not surprised tbh
Ok she loves his dog. Maybe there& #39;s still hope ?
Good news : man with loud laugh is leaving so I have clear airwaves from now on
Good news : man with loud laugh is leaving so I have clear airwaves from now on
Oh his dog is a rescue my cold heart is thawing
Ok they& #39;re swapping dog stories. She has a dog too, who& #39;s recently been depressed, but he says his dog would never get along with another so HOW WILL THIS EVER WORK
Their dogs names are Jag and Brady everyone think that& #39;s a match made in heaven
Woah he does not drink caffeine.
Oh he& #39;s used to & #39;pushing weights& #39; and that& #39;s why he& #39;s not sleeping well.
They& #39;re bonding over not being able to go to the gym
Oh he& #39;s used to & #39;pushing weights& #39; and that& #39;s why he& #39;s not sleeping well.
They& #39;re bonding over not being able to go to the gym
Her body language has changed ! No more knee up and foot on chair now she& #39;s waay more relaxed maybe she& #39;s warming to him? 
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He just said he used to be a personal trainer and now I& #39;m subtly squinting to see if I can see muscles thru his denim shirt (I have terrible eyesight so it& #39;s definitely not subtle )
The waiter has just asked if I want another glass of wine. I& #39;ve had two. This place is not cheap! I confessed I& #39;m eavesdropping on the date and she& #39;s like, I think you should have another https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷‍♀️" title="Achselzuckende Frau" aria-label="Emoji: Achselzuckende Frau">
Honestly I feel I could just go sit at their table and I& #39;d could totally join in the convo without skipping a beat
THE BILL / CHECK HATH COMETH
Her legs back up on the chair, knee up and arms crossed in her lap. He& #39;s leaning forward, giggling
They just abruptly left ! WHAT
He said, scrabbling for his keys: I& #39;ve got to go check on my dog
