Baseball is inherently bad bc it’s considered high iq for the best hitters to take the first pitch where in basketball the best shooters will always shoot the first chance they get
Taking the first pitch is like having a fast break all by yourself, dribbling into the paint, then pulling the ball back out beyond the arc and waiting for everyone to get back to see what kind of defense you’re getting
Taking the first pitch is like getting to the foul line and demanding to only shoot one free throw
Nobody can tell me I’m wrong bc I’ve played in the old yankee stadium in the 1997 all-borough high school tournament and had a highlight on eyewitness news later that night
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