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AHHHHH GOD IS NOT ON MY SIDE OHHH
I wake up... I’m like shit wtf happened... my dad saw me asleep and was like “nope. no tomi rest in this house.” so he makes me wake up and he forces me to clean my room so I can’t go back to sleep... SO EVIL... but before I clean it I turn on my phone with my Touch ID and y’all.
WHEN I TELL YOU I ALMOST DIED... I was on Wattpad... reading something that was probably MUCH WORSE TO AN AFRICAN PARENT THAN SMUT
I click the power button and it’s NOT TURNING OFF SO I TURN IT OVER AND SPAM THAT SHIT...
My dad is like “what is that???”
I was like “something my friend sent me.”
He’s like “well if it’s not bad why can’t I look like it.”
And I just lie that he doesn’t need to look at things +
My dad is like “what is that???”
I was like “something my friend sent me.”
He’s like “well if it’s not bad why can’t I look like it.”
And I just lie that he doesn’t need to look at things +
my friend send me anyway...
then I spent the rest of my time cleaning.
then I spent the rest of my time cleaning.
so anyways after I’m done I go back to make sure the Wattpad part I was on WASNT TOO BAD... and it wasn’t so yay
“Tomi put me on—“ *GUNSHOT!!!* none of you understand me the way those on my private do!!! if I did give you the book you’d report me to CPS!!!
end thread... I swear I made a thread like this just three days ago about losing my phone and manifesting it back
RIGHT HERE Y’ALL I SWEAR SOMETHING IS GOING ONNNNN https://twitter.com/bobazens/status/1316154046806450178">https://twitter.com/bobazens/...
