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Despite my better judgement I have been tricked into watching Great British Baking show.
Tonight's episode features babka. After the many bagel crimes committed on this show I am not hopeful. This thread will document my reactions. Mute now if you are wise.
Tonight's episode features babka. After the many bagel crimes committed on this show I am not hopeful. This thread will document my reactions. Mute now if you are wise.
First reaction is the same reaction I have each time I watch this show https://twitter.com/JewishWonk/status/1183186005526011904?s=19
First Trump joke this episode is clearly a ruse to soften me up for their babka crimes
The first challenge is brownies. Obviously for a person who hates cake the gooiest brownies are best. The contestants are saying Paul Hollywood (judge) will not like such brownies. I suspect I will not like Paul.
"There's no such thing as an underbaked brownie fuck off Paul"
-my partner, who made me watch this
-my partner, who made me watch this
Every criticism these judges have made about brownies has been wrong I hate this show
THEY CANNOT PRONOUNCE BABKA I AM IRRATIONALLY ANGRY
"IVE HAD IT IN NEW YORK AND THIS WAS BETTER"
I CAN ONLY TWEET IN ALL CAPS I AM SO ANGRY
I CAN ONLY TWEET IN ALL CAPS I AM SO ANGRY
"That cannot be right"
-the goyish contestants and every Jew watching them make babka
-the goyish contestants and every Jew watching them make babka
I submit my credentials for a babka discussion
The Jews want to know Prue https://twitter.com/El_Silvero/status/1317999520345694210?s=19
The person whose "bab kah" won did look good tho
The rest of this episode is about cake so I have no emotional investment besides making fun of Paul Hollywood
This comment is going to date me but it's bizarre to see Old Gregg on a family baking show
